PISSING IN CUBICLES WITH THE DOOR OPEN

[GoSWINDON]

Stage fright. Always make sure you are busting for a piss when in a busy pub else you have to go through the shame of standing there in silence while others splash away and smirk to themselves.

I remember working opposite the blackbird leys pub in oxford many years ago and was bursting for a piss , so having no other choice ran over to use the facilities , i was surrounded by about 4 big black guys at the urinals . And you've pretty much described the outcome above .

[Arriba]

I only use cubicals if there are no urinals. When I do I don't shut the door

[pauld]

FWIW i pissed on Joey Beauchamps foot once in a nightclub

The worst thing about this story is it was on the dancefloor

[pauld]

I only use cubicals if there are no urinals. When I do I don't shut the door

You're virtually Swedish aren't you? I bet you like to talk about going commando giving you "a liberating sense of freedom" as well don't you?

[horlock07]

What conversations are acceptable when stood at the urinals ? I often find this very awkward when someone is stood chatting away pissing all over your shoes.

Looking to the side and letting out a slow whistle....

[guy66]

What conversations are acceptable when stood at the urinals ?

I started to text etc until the day at Strensham Services when someone asked my I was photoing my chopper..before then I'd never thought that's how it looked..

[Saxondale]

Im told that one of The Black Keys, on their famous visit to the county ground, was terrified by someone in the CGH striking up a conversation at the urinals in broad wiltshire about gurneys lack of pace.  They didnt understand a word and thought they were being offered out due to the vehemance of the comments.

I dont know if that is acceptable conversation or not.

[4D]

Im told that one of The Black Keys, on their famous visit to the county ground, was terrified by someone in the CGH striking up a conversation at the urinals in broad wiltshire about gurneys lack of pace.  They didnt understand a word and thought they were being offered out due to the vehemance of the comments.

I dont know if that is acceptable conversation or not.

Perhaps it was the flash trying to sell em a t-shirt?

[flammableBen]

What's with all the pissing threads? what the fuck is wrong with you all?