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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 22:41:37 » |
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Ugh, that's the other thing I hate - stray spider's legs
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 22:42:26 » |
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What conversations are acceptable when stood at the urinals ? I often find this very awkward when someone is stood chatting away pissing all over your shoes.
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 22:44:39 » |
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What conversations are acceptable when stood at the urinals ? I often find this very awkward when someone is stood chatting away pissing all over your shoes.
"Stop pissing on my shoes" maybe? |
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 22:46:25 » |
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What conversations are acceptable when stood at the urinals ? I often find this very awkward when someone is stood chatting away pissing all over your shoes.
None whatsoever. It should be a haven of awkward uncomfortable silence, punctuated by the occasional strain of the low fiber diet |
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 22:48:23 » |
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What conversations are acceptable when stood at the urinals ? I often find this very awkward when someone is stood chatting away pissing all over your shoes.
I much prefer a good silence and trying to steal a peek at rival nudgers. The Neanderthals among us will say that's gay, but any bloke who says they have no interest in seeing what they are up against and how you compare is a lying cunt. Know your enemy and all that. |
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 22:50:43 » |
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It's an unwritten law that you don't talk to people when pissing...and never, ever look left or right!
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 23:05:04 » |
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I increasingly find myself stood at the urinal thinking I need a piss but being unable to go. a mild inconvenience when alone, but when there are others pissing nearby I get a deep sense of shame and fear that others will think i'm just there as a tourist. does anybody have any words of comfort for me? is this just the effects of ketamine abuse?
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It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 23:10:58 » |
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Stage fright. Always make sure you are busting for a piss when in a busy pub else you have to go through the shame of standing there in silence while others splash away and smirk to themselves.
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 23:14:04 » |
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these are the issues morshead should be grappling with
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It's not that I'm lazy. It's that I just don't care.
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, February 27, 2013, 23:43:29 » |
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None whatsoever.
It should be a haven of awkward uncomfortable silence, punctuated by the occasional strain of the low fiber diet
Not as awkward as the tube journey I had earlier. It was 5pm, bakerloo line, heaving and as we were pulling into Marylebone and came to a stand still this old lady let out a massive fart, and I mean massive. She seemed oblivious to the whole situation, nobody could move and you could sense that everybody had started to panic silently, the impending smell was fast approaching. You could see the fear in everyone's eyes, a few people at the last minute decided that they in fact needed to get off at Marylebone, the rest of us hardy souls braved it out. |
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« Reply #40 on: Thursday, February 28, 2013, 06:33:53 » |
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I would have laughed out loud. A fart is always funny no matter how old you are.
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« Reply #41 on: Thursday, February 28, 2013, 07:32:34 » |
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FWIW i pissed on Joey Beauchamps foot once in a nightclub
He wasnt best amused, played the old do you know who i am card.
My response of mummys boy oxford twat didnt go down to well
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« Reply #42 on: Thursday, February 28, 2013, 08:02:47 » |
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FWIW i pissed on Joey Beauchamps foot once in a nightclub
He wasnt best amused, played the old do you know who i am card.
My response of mummys boy oxford twat didnt go down to well
to be fair, he probably did run home & tell his mum |
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« Reply #43 on: Thursday, February 28, 2013, 08:07:32 » |
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Toys our of pram truly thrown out
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« Reply #44 on: Thursday, February 28, 2013, 11:50:48 » |
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I increasingly find myself stood at the urinal thinking I need a piss but being unable to go. a mild inconvenience when alone, but when there are others pissing nearby I get a deep sense of shame and fear that others will think i'm just there as a tourist. does anybody have any words of comfort for me? is this just the effects of ketamine abuse?
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