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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 22:02:29 »

but I have shagged loads of Swedish models.


 

Sorry! Couldn't resist that one again

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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 22:04:21 »

I have shagged loads of Swedish models.

All of them Volvo's ?
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 22:18:41 »

Population of Preston 132000 population of mega city Swindon 209000 fucking small town near Blackpool.
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 22:21:51 »

I thought they were meant to be bringing an 'army' down today? I thought they would grasp the opportunity to get some clean air and bring more.
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 22:23:44 »

Swindon, famous for Railways, Brunel, industry and the model that created the NHS.

Preston, famous as the home to Kenny Baker, who played R2-D2 in Star Wars.
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 22:47:49 »

I love pnethor.

He's like a less rabid Dostoyevsky.
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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 22:51:36 »

I agree. I like his posts.
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 23:21:27 »

What a great achievement for your overacheiving little team to scrape a raggy point against the mighty sleeping giant that is the magnificent glory machine, former English champions and FA cup winners PNE.

You did considerably better than when you got slam-dunked 4-1 at the awe-inspiring cathedral of English football Deepdale.

Well, I hope you got all the autographs you wanted of the PNE stars and had a safe journey back to your thatched cottages you all live in.

Hugs n kisses,

Babe-magnet Thor from big city Preston.
To be fair, this is the best post I have ever seen. Well done.
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 23:30:00 »

I like him really, pantomime villian and all that, you're always welcome here  Wink
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 23:50:15 »

To be fair, this is the best post I have ever seen. Well done.

I liked the bit about Thatched cottage, as if it was an insult.

8/10. Would read again
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, February 23, 2013, 23:52:16 »

I like Thor.

Did you all keep your daughters safe, cos he is a bit of a love machine!
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« Reply #26 on: Sunday, February 24, 2013, 00:00:16 »

I don't like thor - retarded attentiion seeking humourless cunt.
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« Reply #27 on: Sunday, February 24, 2013, 00:13:12 »

I see the fucktard is back then! Preston makes Slough look nice!
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« Reply #28 on: Sunday, February 24, 2013, 00:26:57 »

Missed you PNEthor....even those 3 inch thick lenses should be able to focus on the league table.
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, February 24, 2013, 00:30:29 »

Was looking out for Thor today, was going to get him a pint....................Rat poison.   Wink
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