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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #45 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 13:19:08 »

Went mad and thought he was Harrison Ford.

Blade Runner - for obvious reasons
The Fugitive - A man with a prosthetic limb kills his other half.
K-19: The Widowmaker - Just look at the title.
What Lies Beneath - Kills his mistress.
Star Wars - Has a friend called Chewbacca.
Shame he'll never get round to becoming an archaeologist/adventurer or saving the president of the United States.
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« Reply #46 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 13:34:41 »

Went mad and thought he was Harrison Ford.

Blade Runner - for obvious reasons
The Fugitive - A man with a prosthetic limb kills his other half.
K-19: The Widowmaker - Just look at the title.
What Lies Beneath - Kills his mistress.
Star Wars - Has a friend called Chewbacca.
Shame he'll never get round to becoming an archaeologist/adventurer or saving the president of the United States.
ford's character in the fugitive didn't kill his wife. it was a one armed man.
technically, he's a widowermaker, although he isn't married so can he be a widower?
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« Reply #47 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 13:42:47 »

ford's character in the fugitive didn't kill his wife. it was a one armed man.
technically, he's a widowermaker, although he isn't married so can he be a widower?

He's not really a Fugitive either, or a doctor.

Sorry my post didn't include an animated gif image.
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« Reply #48 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 13:44:36 »

i suppose you're going to tell me he isn't really an archaeologist?
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« Reply #49 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 13:50:18 »

HE HAS A FRIEND CALLED CHEWBACCA, ALRIGHT?!
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« Reply #50 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 13:57:49 »

it doesnt look like he's been Presumed Innocent either
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« Reply #51 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 14:00:33 »

Denied bail, he's a Clear and Present Danger to others.
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« Reply #52 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 14:01:26 »

Wonder if he'll be put in shackles.
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« Reply #53 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 14:04:02 »

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« Reply #54 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 14:27:31 »

May find life difficult in prison especially if they give him the top bunk
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« Reply #55 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 15:24:32 »

Oops

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« Reply #56 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 15:42:42 »

Oops

Dosser's got a new personality for today...probably so he can take her out for Valentine's Day.
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« Reply #57 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 16:26:58 »

Roses are red, Violets are glorious. Never sneak up, On Oscar Pistorius
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« Reply #58 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 16:43:03 »

Hes not the first person to wake up legless on valentines morning, shoot all over his girlfriends fabe whilst thinking it was someone else.  (apologies if i missed this one in the last 2 pages)
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« Reply #59 on: Thursday, February 14, 2013, 17:44:08 »

Roses are red, Violets are glorious. Never sneak up, On Oscar Pistorius
hahahahahaha!
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