"If you love PDC, clap your hands!"BTW ... @Flashheart
Are you Pam Ayres in disguise?
Brilliant pome

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"...really really fucking quickly leading to chaos and breakdown of every fucking song and chant ever invented"

What is it with the clapping speeding up?
The worst one is when the Town End get the South Stand to sing "we are Paolo's red and white army" and it goes back and forth between master and the apprentice stands, Perfect... Until that is some cretins start trying to clap a beat to it. FUCKING KILLS ME every single time that one.

Not sure who it is, but theres always someone breaking ranks in the town end to clap during that one, inevitably killing the whole thing dead. no rhythm I guess? honestly dont get it. it cant just be sheer stupidity can it. can it?
Up for today, although nursing a hangover from 3 big bottles of Peroni last night, either I'm a lightweight or I was actually drinking horse DNA. not sure which is a worse prospect.
We've got to spank them today, surely, huge home banker we'll be the first name on my accy. hope theres a decent crowd, and I might actually stand in my actual spot in the town end for a change if the rabble are migrating to the posh seats for the day

Don Paolo, we salute you.
