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« Reply #60 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 11:48:55 »

Christmas started in pumbaa's waterhole in September. Since then, the Singing Hands Christmas Cracker DVD has been on constant repeat, my son can do every sign to White Christmas perfectly and in time, Little Donkey is an ace song, my wife has already bought 3 Santa's to add to her already large collection and the tree/decorations are going up next weekend.

Cheer up and embrace the season you miserable fucking humbugs......
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« Reply #61 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 11:50:46 »

Isn't there a guy from Melksham who celebrates Christmas everyday. Isn't he a town fan?
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« Reply #62 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 12:12:34 »

Isn't there a guy from Melksham who celebrates Christmas everyday. Isn't he a town fan?
Andy Parks, ( Mr Christmas )
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« Reply #63 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 12:36:02 »

Have I mentioned that I'm going to Tenerife for Christmas?
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« Reply #64 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 12:40:34 »

Hope it snows for you  Smiley
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« Reply #65 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 18:34:59 »

We've got a decorator in at work at the moment, not only is it bad enough that he's brought his radio with him and it's currently tuned to Heart FM; they're constantly playing C*****mas songs.

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Tell him to turn the shit off or you'll sack him.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #66 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 18:41:58 »

I wish I could.

To top everything off, he admitted today that he's a Man Utd 'fan' too.

Double Suicide
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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 18:45:00 »

Christmas has started.  Apparently we all have to rush out and buy shit comedy dvd's.  And autobiographys of nobodies as its very important that we know the compelling story of Miranda Harts battle against adversity to the top.

Bah fucking humbug.
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« Reply #68 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 18:59:20 »

its very important that we know the compelling story of Miranda Harts battle against adversity to the top.
well, being exruciatingly shit can be quite a problem in her chosen line of work but somehow she's overcome it.
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« Reply #69 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 20:03:05 »

I like that Sonic
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« Reply #70 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 22:10:57 »

A house near us has had their Christmas decorations up since the beginning of November. Stupid idiotic fools.
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« Reply #71 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 23:43:23 »

A house near us has had their Christmas decorations up since the beginning of November. Stupid idiotic fools.
Are the Swindon Christmas lights on yet, I heard Paolo was/is switching them on ? Most of the towns seem to be switching theirs on this weekend according to the local papers/posters.
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« Reply #72 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 23:52:17 »

A house near us has had their Christmas decorations up since the beginning of November. Stupid idiotic fools.
The people who live opposite my nan never take theirs down.
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« Reply #73 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 23:55:21 »

The people who live opposite my nan never take theirs down.
That's the spirit or has anyone checked to see if they are still alive?
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« Reply #74 on: Tuesday, November 20, 2012, 23:56:55 »

Calne is the 24th November, fashionably late as befits this classy town
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