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« Reply #90 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 19:40:39 » |
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And posting on here as well...you're almost multi-tasking  The most impressive disturbing example of male multi-tasking I ever witnessed was at school many years ago. I opened the door to a toilet cubicle to find the occupant - who had forgotten to lock the door - taking a crap, reading a copy of the Sun, smoking a fag and having a wank...all at the same time. Sadly, this painful imagine has been burned in to my memory banks and won't budge, even after all this time. |
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« Reply #91 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 19:43:45 » |
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The most impressive disturbing example of male multi-tasking I ever witnessed was at school many years ago. I opened the door to a toilet cubicle to find the occupant - who had forgotten to lock the door - taking a crap, reading a copy of the Sun, smoking a fag and having a wank...all at the same time. Sadly, this painful imagine has been burned in to my memory banks and won't budge, even after all this time.
Maybe i'll take a shit and start wanking on the sofa to beat that one... |
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« Reply #92 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 19:46:01 » |
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The most impressive disturbing example of male multi-tasking I ever witnessed was at school many years ago. I opened the door to a toilet cubicle to find the occupant - who had forgotten to lock the door - taking a crap, reading a copy of the Sun, smoking a fag and having a wank...all at the same time. Sadly, this painful imagine has been burned in to my memory banks and won't budge, even after all this time.
Did have have a beer with him? If not it was a weak effort! |
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« Reply #93 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 19:47:01 » |
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Absolutely piss poor game. Archie going long every opportunity. Nevarro can't pass anyway. Ho hum, second half blitz here we come.
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« Reply #94 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 19:50:23 » |
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The most impressive disturbing example of male multi-tasking I ever witnessed was at school many years ago. I opened the door to a toilet cubicle to find the occupant - who had forgotten to lock the door - taking a crap, reading a copy of the Sun, smoking a fag and having a wank...all at the same time. Sadly, this painful imagine has been burned in to my memory banks and won't budge, even after all this time.
Ha ha, that's brilliant! Is it even possible to have a tommy whilst taking a dump? |
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« Reply #95 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 19:51:54 » |
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Oxford losing at home...
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« Reply #96 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 19:54:44 » |
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Ha ha, that's brilliant! Is it even possible to have a tommy whilst taking a dump?
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« Reply #97 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 19:57:12 » |
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Efficient use of toilet paper Or efficient use of the Sun newspaper? |
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« Reply #98 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 20:00:04 » |
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Oxford losing at home...
Meltdown on Yellows Forum is amusing. A club record of defeats apparently |
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« Reply #99 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 20:01:15 » |
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Come on fc clunge....
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« Reply #100 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 20:01:49 » |
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All hail Christopher John Wilder.
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« Reply #101 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 20:02:52 » |
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This evening's attendance - 7,443
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« Reply #102 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 20:03:11 » |
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Collins for Benson
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Ferry about to come on.
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« Reply #103 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 20:03:53 » |
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Ferry for Navarro.
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« Reply #104 on: Tuesday, October 2, 2012, 20:04:38 » |
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Christ this sounds shit
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Things get better but they never get good
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