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« on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 05:03:59 »

Cherries lack a Matt finish
           
           



  MATT Ritchie showed Bournemouth exactly what they had missed out on as his two goals sent Swindon well on the way to a 4-0 victory against the Cherries.

           

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« Reply #1 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 06:36:31 »

Paint puns. Really?!
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 06:40:43 »

They help gloss over poor articles.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 07:16:41 »

It crowned the day.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 07:58:17 »

I bet he's high on emulsion this morning after two goals!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 08:05:02 »

A couple of silk smooth goals, did anyone go over the woodwork? Does Nev write for the adver?
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 08:07:08 »

They had better brush up on their puns......I'll get my coat.
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To the cells of Warrington
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 08:08:22 »

It was a roller - coster ride of fun
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 08:26:30 »

We were definitely non-drip - they (and their chairman) were definitely drips.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 09:18:29 »

Paint puns. Really?!

Take it easel it's just an article
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 09:19:28 »

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« Reply #11 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 10:18:19 »

Take it easel it's just an article

Nobody canvassed your opinion Dave Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:16:48 »

Cherries lack a Matt finish
          
We had quality Matt finish, in  'Di Can (-io), while they had just worthless Tubbs
          
          
          
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:21:50 »

Another formulaic Adver headline - they're just painting by numbers.

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« Reply #14 on: Monday, September 24, 2012, 11:31:05 »

As Diana Ross and the Supremes put it

'I second that emulsion'

Mind you, that Mitchell fella aint no oil painting - he gets on my Wick(s)
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