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« on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:24:59 »

I'm rich at last

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Greetings from Rachael

In confidence,i have to introduce myself for I am Rachael Koffi , 21 years old, I am the only child of late Mr Lamboley Koffi . I prayed before contacting you, please for God sake do not see my mail as embrassment as we do not know each other. I wish to request for your assistance in my efforts to procure the transfer of my inherited money for investment ventures under your care and directive,while i continue my education of there in your country. My late father want to Bouak?, A Northern part of the country to negotiate for the purchase of a cocoa plantation when he was shot by the rebel troupes fighting to take over the Government of the country.Though he did not died immediately but after two days at the hospital he gave up the ghost but before his death, he gave me all papers indicating that he deposited the sum Ten Million five hundred thousand ( US10,500,000.00) here in my name with one of the prime bank in my country and I will require your assistance in receiving
the transfer of my inheritance.

Please i am an orphan I need your assistance to transfer my inherited money to your country and also your assistance to secure a nice school for me in your country where I will continue my education .Please I am waiting to hear from you soonest
Yours sincerely,
Rachael Koffi
Address: Treichville Abidjan
(Cote d'Ivoire ) West Africa
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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:27:54 »

What is her favourite cheese?  Go on.  Ask her.
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:28:46 »

On it
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:30:23 »

That reminded me of this



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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:32:51 »

I'm rich at last


It must be genuine, she's not from Nigeria...
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:34:40 »

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Hi Rachael

Thank you for you kind message.

There may be something we could do. However, before I enter into any kind of business arrangement I like to get to know the other party a little first just to see if we are compatible. Just to see whether or not you and I may be able to work together, I first need to know which type is cheese is your favourite.

Kind Regards

Eric
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:35:52 »

 Smiley, it's a good job mr Koffi took all his inheritance papers with him to Bouak in case he got shot otherwise no one would benefit from his wealth.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:36:33 »

Smiley, it's a good job mr Koffi took all his inheritance papers with him to Bouak in case he got shot otherwise no one would benefit from his wealth.

Indeed it is. What a relief.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:38:37 »

Dear Rachael,

I am so sad to hear of your plight and am so glad you had the good fortune to find me.  Like you I am also orphaned.  My father was the late Lord Lucan and for many years I have been desperate to find someone in a similar position to me who I could assist.

My father also left me an inheritance of $20,750,000 to which I am having trouble gaining access to but firstly I would like to offer you assistance in gaining access to this country as I in turn would like to move to the Ivory Coast where it is obvious my funds would be well managed and we could possibly arrange a student exchange

In order to do this I have to pay a release fee of $50,000 but, because all funds are tied up, I need the assistance of a person like you who has similar funds.

The solution is very simple - you wire transfer me your late fathers inheritance funds and I will, by return, wire transfer you my late fathers funds - this will give you not only your fathers inheritance but a healthy profit of $10,250,000 - nobody will be any the wiser and we can both live our lives they way we want to.

Look forward to hearing from you and completing this marvellous bit of business.

Lord Flash of the Townend
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:43:36 »

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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 09:57:38 »

Hi Rachael

Thank you for you kind message.

There may be something we could do. However, before I enter into any kind of business arrangement I like to get to know the other party a little first just to see if we are compatible. Just to see whether or not you and I may be able to work together, I first need to know which type is cheese is your favourite.

Kind Regards

Eric

Outstanding.
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 10:03:19 »

Not sure when to expect a reply. I expect Rachael is tied up dealing with legal matters regarding her father's estate. Let's hope she isn't taking his demise too hard.   
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 10:55:48 »

Let's have a sweep on what cheese them Ivorians like.

I'm going with 'monkey cheese' made from boiled monkey fat.

See number 3

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Monkey%20Cheese


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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, August 18, 2012, 11:06:37 »

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