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« on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 18:25:22 » |
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I've just tucked into my first can of Guinness and I've instantly turned into Bertie Beetroot
Wot's going on?
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Bennett
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 18:29:25 » |
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you opened it wrong and have lacerated yourself
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Joycie
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 22:09:01 » |
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You've been a beetroot all your life and you're finally realising your potential.
Congrats.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 22:11:11 » |
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You are the only man in Ireland allergic to beer, assuming you are in Kerry.
Please send me all your beer, I'm doing you a favour.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 22:17:41 » |
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Ooh a case of the stan ogdens no less.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 22:21:23 » |
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I've just tucked into my first can of Guinness and I've instantly turned into Bertie Beetroot
Wot's going on?
But how many did you have at lunch time  |
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 02:03:33 » |
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Your drinking too much and your liver isnt processing it as it should be. drink lots of water
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 05:33:25 » |
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Its Called Asian flush
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 08:04:13 » |
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Its Called Asian flush
I thought that was just a bucket of water... |
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 15:15:27 » |
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kerry red is an alcoholic. Every thread he starts is related to alcohol pretty much.
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 15:43:18 » |
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Ah, that's just plain nasty! Surely everyone who watched the game on Sky had a few tinnies to hand. Anyway, I don't drink much as, because of my shaking hands, I spill most of it  |
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 15:48:54 » |
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I keep seeing this thread and I think of the character in Anchorman who says, loud noises, saying, red face. Dunno why?
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 15:48:54 » |
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Doesn't kerry red live in Ireland? If he does maybe he's gone native.
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kerry red
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 15:57:57 » |
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There are some serious pissheads over here, that's for sure.
Last year I was sat on the crapper at 7 in the morning when I heard someone trying the front door handle.
A quick hoik of my pants and I went out to find some fella with a few cans sat on my path saying he was the king of the fairies.
He died a couple of months ago
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 19:20:48 » |
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There are some serious pissheads over here, that's for sure.
Last year I was sat on the crapper at 7 in the morning when I heard someone trying the front door handle.
A quick hoik of my pants and I went out to find some fella with a few cans sat on my path saying he was the king of the fairies.
He died a couple of months ago
I normally go once a year to the wives rellies in donegal and Leitrim, she's refused to sanction a trip this year, not so subtle hints about me getting in from the pubs at 3 or 4 am every night, as everyone seems to think every night is friday night and it would be rude not to join in  |
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