Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:31:45 » |
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I'm on my last sheet. I need to know where to buy some more and how much it will cost me. Can someone please recommend me some.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Arriba
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:35:49 » |
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get a dock leaf
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:39:09 » |
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Oxford club shop, cost about 40 quid
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:39:37 » |
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Glad you've raised this question...I've just moved house and there's no bog roll in the new place. Any info received on what to do from the TEF would be most welcome.
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tans
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:47:18 » |
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I'm on my last sheet. I need to know where to buy some more and how much it will cost me. Can someone please recommend me some.
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yeo
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 19:47:57 » |
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I've got loads
It literally fell off the back of a lorry that hit a bridge and got stuck.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 20:13:46 » |
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Bog roll is shit. Get rid and wash your ring instead.
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Arriba
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 20:20:05 » |
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Bog roll is shit. Get rid and wash your ring instead.
get 4d's plumber to fit you a bidet |
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Flashheart
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 20:29:21 » |
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get 4d's plumber to fit you a bidet
No need for a bidet. In this neck of the woods we have a simple squirty gun on a hose (bum guns) that do the job just fine. They also double up as watery sniper rifles with which to shoot insects and shampoo bottles and stuff. A number two in Thailand is not only refreshing but also fun. |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 20:31:53 » |
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No need for a bidet.
In this neck of the woods we have a simple squirty gun on a hose (bum guns) that do the job just fine. They also double up as watery sniper rifles with which to shoot insects and shampoo bottles and stuff.
A number two in Thailand is not only refreshing but also fun.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 21:20:19 » |
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A number two in Thailand is not only refreshing but also fun.
That sounds just wrong. I'm all for a sip of piss for improving the old complexion but munching down on your own swiss roll doesn't sound very refreshing to me. |
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 21:33:42 » |
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No need for a bidet.
In this neck of the woods we have a simple squirty gun on a hose (bum guns) that do the job just fine. They also double up as watery sniper rifles with which to shoot insects and shampoo bottles and stuff.
A number two in Thailand is not only refreshing but also fun.
I may well be coming to Thailand at the start of next month with megadeth. I am looking forward to the bum gun already. |
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slinky
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i'm lovin' it
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 22:40:35 » |
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No need for bog roll, just do as they do in Morocco and use your hand.
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, July 3, 2012, 23:04:04 » |
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Make sure you use your left hand if you go there, because they eat with their right.
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, July 4, 2012, 07:02:55 » |
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I got some triple velvet in the end. It's softer on my bum. Thanks all.
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