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« Reply #30 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 18:22:41 » |
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Beer makes fat girls thin through the drinkers eyes.
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steptoe41
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« Reply #31 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 18:30:05 » |
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Ha Ha, what a great thread!
You lot are a bunch of sick fuckers.
On a more serious note though, fat birds fucking love it....
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SuggWillSugg MBE
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« Reply #32 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 18:34:36 » |
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Ha Ha, what a great thread!
You lot are a bunch of sick fuckers.
On a more serious note though, fat birds fucking love it....
Fat birds are more jolly |
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« Reply #33 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 18:57:54 » |
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Fat birds are great to go out on the piss with. They drink more than most blokes and always get a round in.
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« Reply #34 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:05:39 » |
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Nah, beer doesn't make you fat. Everyone knows that.  I'm still wondering where my excess baggage comes from |
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Ralphy
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« Reply #35 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:07:25 » |
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I'm still wondering where my excess baggage comes from
It's all the food you munch on when pissed. |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #36 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:09:07 » |
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Fat birds are great to go out on the piss with. They drink more than most blokes and always get a round in.
Kind of depends though Ralphy, I can think of a few porkers, whose personality match that of their looks....and by the same token, hot birds wlth hollow legs who are up for a laugh. |
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« Reply #37 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:15:15 » |
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hot birds wlth hollow legs who are up for a laugh.
A mates ex, who was frankly stunning, and a bit of a nutcase it's got to be said, was a fucking riot on the beers. He used to hate taking her out, because she drank harder and was more fun. She also ripped him to pieces, along with everyone else, which might have annoyed him a touch. Great girl to drink with, seriously hard work as a misses. |
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #38 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:15:31 » |
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I feel sorry for her. Her mother has to take some responsibility because if she can't walk or get out her room, some cunt's feeding her shit loads of fatty crap.
New spin on the phrase, eaten out of house and home. |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #39 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:23:21 » |
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Apparently she went to a fat camp in America last year & lost 15 stone but has put it all back on again & more
Eugh grim
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« Reply #40 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:24:57 » |
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I've had a phase when i had thing for proper tubby birds, think it was about curiosity of "fat birds are more gratefull". When I had a bounce on one for the first time she led there like a dead dog, it was crap.
I might have picked a bad sample but have touched that species since.
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #41 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:34:04 » |
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Hahshahahahahahaha
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« Reply #42 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:36:38 » |
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I've had a phase when i had thing for proper tubby birds, think it was about curiosity of "fat birds are more gratefull". When I had a bounce on one for the first time she led there like a dead dog, it was crap.
I might have picked a bad sample but have touched that species since.
That's gross tbh |
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« Reply #43 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:38:56 » |
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I've had a phase when i had thing for proper tubby birds, think it was about curiosity of "fat birds are more gratefull". When I had a bounce on one for the first time she led there like a dead dog, it was crap.
I might have picked a bad sample but have touched that species since.
Did you burn your arse on the lightbulb? |
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Abrahammer
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« Reply #44 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 19:43:19 » |
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Ha dunno about that.
Everyone experiments during their younger days I suppose, have far more respect for birds these days.
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