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jayohaitchenn
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« on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:16:34 »

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149609/How-30-scaffolders-builders-police-ambulance-crew-rescued-63st-teenager-home.html?ICO=most_read_module

Let her die?
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:21:30 »


just stop feeding her, she'll soon shread that weight
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Ralphy

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« Reply #2 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:21:43 »

Bet she smells sweet in this weather.
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kerry red

« Reply #3 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:22:11 »

Well, at least we know now where Shergar went
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:30:46 »

'This is not a freak show,' said a police officer. Some may beg to differ.



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« Reply #5 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:38:31 »

'This is not a freak show,' said a police officer. Some may beg to differ.





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« Reply #6 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:44:51 »

How the hell do you become 63 stone ??

I mean what the fuck is she eating ?
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:47:34 »

Apparently she heard 'greggs' calling on a regular basis.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 13:59:41 »

How the hell do you become 63 stone ??

Greed

Although she will claim its an illness I imagine
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 14:02:49 »



I mean what the fuck is she eating ?

no idea, but it sounds rather moreish Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 14:07:37 »

Greed

Although she will claim its an illness I imagine

As I heard one comedian say, (cant recall who it was), regarding eating disorders, genetic problems etc....."no one came out of Belsen needing to lose a few pounds"
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 14:15:06 »

jesus christ she makes me look slim  Cheesy
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Flashheart

« Reply #12 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 14:26:24 »

Wonder if it would even be physically possible to bone that
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 14:27:06 »

According to this calorie calculator she is burning nearly 6000 calories a day just by being alive.

http://calorieneedscalculator.com/index.html

Age: 19
Height: 5 feet, 6 inches
Weight: 882 pounds
Activity Level: Sedentary (Little Exercise)
Gender: female
Calories burned per day: 5649

A Big Mac is 229 calories, so that's 24 Big Macs a day to maintain her weight.

Seriously, let her die.
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 25, 2012, 14:32:30 »

I feel sorry for her. Her mother has to take some responsibility because if she can't walk or get out her room, some cunt's feeding her shit loads of fatty crap.
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