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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:59:30 » |
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Just tell him you will shove a banana up his arse every time he opens his mouth. Of course he'll then complain that you are sexually harrasing him, which would be even worse than the other way round - stuck between a rock and a hard place aren't you!? I could bring in Julian Alsop on work experience to do the dirty deed!! |
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 12:13:58 » |
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You could always have a man to man chat, and try to agree a compromise.
or you could just kick him in the balls :twisted:
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 13:38:40 » |
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He's gone!  I came back from my lunch and he's working at another desk 'cos apparently the computer didn't have access to SAP but I think he got scared of the menacing looks I was giving him! It went kinda like this-> :twisted: |
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 13:44:56 » |
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All power to the Keith-a -like...........if ihe keeps the scummer off here then he'll do for me.
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 13:45:44 » |
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Good work Dan, I do however suggest you keep a banana on view, just as a deterant.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 13:59:58 » |
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I'll keep that in mind Thoamas :roll:
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:27:41 » |
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Look at porn on his PC when he goes to toilet.
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:31:47 » |
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Yeovil old chap cracking idea but you're a tad late!
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:33:17 » |
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I really should stop skimming these posts  |
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:34:14 » |
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Make up rumours that he's a sex pest.  |
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:36:17 » |
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Spuddy - I don't want people showing me sympathy 'cos they think i've been fiddled by a 20 stone monster!
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 14:44:30 » |
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Spuddy - I don't want people showing me sympathy 'cos they think i've been fiddled by a 20 stone monster!  but you might get some spympathetic free Pints out of it?.  |
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 16:01:46 » |
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Temp workers usually last longer than they suppose to. And if it goes well he may get the job full time. Looking good for you scummer.  |
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 16:07:47 » |
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when he goes out - download some porn on his pc and save it to an aptly named folder (eg. good stuff)
next!
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, July 27, 2005, 08:46:55 » |
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when he goes out - download some porn on his pc and save it to an aptly named folder (eg. good stuff)
next! Get a load of Mr Fix It! |
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