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« on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:01:23 » |
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A dead ringer for Keith from the office is sitting at the desk next to me. He's the new temp in my office
The desk next to me has been empty for about a year and with clever positioning of my in-tray and folders I've been able to block the view of my screen allowing me to browse the internet. But not any more until he goes on his lunch break
He does my nut. The rude bastard has put his in-tray on top of my files which are on my desk! Use your own desk you cunt
Also, I hate his voice
Anybody got any good ideas on how to force a temp out of your company!?
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:03:05 » |
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No, my work place have been trying to get rid of me for nearly 11 months but I'm still here. :evil:
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Whits
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:05:15 » |
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when he goes on lunch kick his pc so it doesn't work, he might have to move desks? or chuck all the stuff he has put on your desk onto his?
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:07:38 » |
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throw steaming coffee in his face
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Piemonte
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:10:55 » |
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just tell him to move his shit off your desk! As a temp hes the lowest form of office life (no offence Tom, but its true!)
Just carry on surfing the net as before, its not like hes your boss is it?
Alternativley, claim hes sexually harrasing you :fag:
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:14:02 » |
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No offence taken PM. I know mean sod all to the company, and they in turn know (I think) that the company means sod all to me, but they just love me being around so much you see.
Can't wait till I've done my snowboarding season so I can settle down and find myself a decent permanent job.
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Piemonte
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:17:55 » |
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There is something to be said for temp work in a way, they actually expect you not to give a fuck and are pleasantly surprised if you can just turn up on time 5 days a week!
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:27:28 » |
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Make a compalint to your manager saying he smells of BO?!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Whits
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:29:06 » |
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Make a compalint to your manager saying he smells of BO?! before you do plant some fish under his chair  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:39:22 » |
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just try playing some practical jokes ala Tim in the Office .. stapler in Jelly .. glue phone down etc  |
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DanOUFC
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:41:01 » |
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Make a compalint to your manager saying he smells of BO?! before you do plant some fish under his chair Someone has a tuna sandwich in the fridge which I could nick and leave to go mouldy! Daves method is a bit extreme. Whits could work. Piemonte - he's pretty huge, I don't want people thinking I'm getting sexually harassed by that! |
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DanOUFC
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:42:49 » |
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I really can't stand his voice. Anyone know how to permanently shut him up (except killing him!)
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DanOUFC
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:45:48 » |
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Just carry on surfing the net as before, its not like hes your boss is it?
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I think he would let my line manager know. He's only a temp but he's already moaning that the workload will increase in 3 months, his contract will have finished by then!
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:47:27 » |
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Just tell him you will shove a banana up his arse every time he opens his mouth. Of course he'll then complain that you are sexually harrasing him, which would be even worse than the other way round - stuck between a rock and a hard place aren't you!?
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, July 26, 2005, 11:54:35 » |
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Just tell him you will shove a banana up his arse Only in Oxford can you get away with this act!! Do it Dan. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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