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kerry red

« on: Friday, May 4, 2012, 17:35:08 »

As we have a meaningless game tomorrow I shall take great pleasure in keeping tabs on the final episode of Oxford United's crash and burn season.

'Six points and you fucked it up'

How do you spell schadenfraude?
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fatbasher

« Reply #1 on: Saturday, May 5, 2012, 08:05:20 »

As we have a meaningless game tomorrow I shall take great pleasure in keeping tabs on the final episode of Oxford United's crash and burn season.

'Six points and you fucked it up'

How do you spell schadenfraude?

de ja vous?
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fatbasher

« Reply #2 on: Saturday, May 5, 2012, 08:35:40 »

When you consider...

Scum*/ Poxford* (delete as applicable) have better home attendances
Scum*/ Poxford* take more fans away
Scum*/ Poxford* have a better ground
Scum*/ Poxford* have a manager who Knows his way around the lower leagues
Scum*/ Poxford* have Eric
Scum*/ Poxford* have taken the town end 23 times this season alone
Scum*/ Poxford* have exercised good financial prudence
Scum*/ Poxford* Duberry
Scum*/ Poxford* have Leven
Scum*/ Poxfrod* have Bone Head bottler
Scum*/ Poxford* have STFC on their pitch
Scum*/ Poxford* have a pink bull outside their ground
Scum*/ Poxfrod* play in yellow
Scum*/ Poxford* have probably the most hated fans in league two
Scum*/ Poxford* have done the double over us
Scum*/ Poxford* have royally fucked it up this season
Scum*/ Poxford* have played in their rightful place recently, The Blue Square Pub League, soapy tit wank

Some of the above you may have noticed is a little factually in accurate and tongue in cheek, unless you are a Scum* / Poxford* fan in which case it's all written in stone.
Scum*/ Poxford* haven't however...

Been promoted
Been promoted as champions
Got to the fourth round of the FA Cup
Beaten a premiership team
Beaten one championship team
Beaten three league one teams
Been to Wembley in a cup final
Won 29 league games
kept 23 clean sheets
Got league two player of the season
Got two players in the team of league two
Got the best manager in all four divisions!

Makes our runaway championship winning teams accomplishment even more impressive doesn't it!
 
Forever in our shadow.

Feel free to add to their impressive season won't you?
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, May 5, 2012, 08:55:00 »

As we have a meaningless game tomorrow I shall take great pleasure in keeping tabs on the final episode of Oxford United's crash and burn season.

'Six points and you fucked it up'

How do you spell schadenfraude?


For once I agree with the Irish simpleton

The Oxford debacle brings meaning, to a meaningless day !!!
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kerry red

« Reply #4 on: Saturday, May 5, 2012, 10:14:00 »


For once I agree with the Irish simpleton

Begorrah! I shall set the little people on yer.

Top of the morning!
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 07:29:39 »

As we have a meaningless game tomorrow I shall take great pleasure in keeping tabs on the final episode of Oxford United's crash and burn season.

'Six points and you fucked it up'

How do you spell schadenfraude?

Schadenfreude

Deja vous
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 07:45:10 »

When you consider...

Scum*/ Poxford* (delete as applicable) have better home attendances
Scum*/ Poxford* take more fans away
Scum*/ Poxford* have a better ground
Scum*/ Poxford* have a manager who Knows his way around the lower leagues
Scum*/ Poxford* have Eric
Scum*/ Poxford* have taken the town end 23 times this season alone
Scum*/ Poxford* have exercised good financial prudence
Scum*/ Poxford* Duberry
Scum*/ Poxford* have Leven
Scum*/ Poxfrod* have Bone Head bottler
Scum*/ Poxford* have STFC on their pitch
Scum*/ Poxford* have a pink bull outside their ground
Scum*/ Poxfrod* play in yellow
Scum*/ Poxford* have probably the most hated fans in league two
Scum*/ Poxford* have done the double over us
Scum*/ Poxford* have royally fucked it up this season
Scum*/ Poxford* have played in their rightful place recently, The Blue Square Pub League, soapy tit wank

Some of the above you may have noticed is a little factually in accurate and tongue in cheek, unless you are a Scum* / Poxford* fan in which case it's all written in stone.
Scum*/ Poxford* haven't however...

Been promoted
Been promoted as champions
Got to the fourth round of the FA Cup
Beaten a premiership team
Beaten one championship team
Beaten three league one teams
Been to Wembley in a cup final
Won 29 league games
kept 23 clean sheets
Got league two player of the season
Got two players in the team of league two
Got the best manager in all four divisions!

Makes our runaway championship winning teams accomplishment even more impressive doesn't it!
 
Forever in our shadow.

Feel free to add to their impressive season won't you?
This is brilliant and seeing this makes me realise just whay a brilliant season we had.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 8, 2012, 08:13:19 »

I've just noticed that Oxford City have been promoted and now are two divisions behind Utd.
2013 - 2014 the pox could get their real derby games back again.
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