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« Reply #75 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 09:36:51 » |
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The forecast isn't that bad for Saturday. It might even be dry for kick off!
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« Reply #76 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 09:40:12 » |
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Fans will go on the pitch...
Some will dance and sing
Some will try and touch the players while shouting 'good lad' in their ears
Some will goad the Port Vale fans who have stayed to watch
Some will take a chunk of grass
Some will take pictures of themselves
Some will get their mate to take a picture of them pretending to 'do a line' like Robbie Fowler
Some will try and climb the goalpost
Some will stand there talking to their mate who was sat in the other stand
Some younger fans will skid across the grass
Some will try and get on but fear the stewards and just turn around
After 10 minutes they'll leave the pitch and the club will do their thing.
Or like the JPT semi final they stay on the pitch and the team have to end up doing something shit in the Director's box. STAY OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU MONGS!
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« Reply #77 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 09:44:44 » |
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If there is a trophy to present then the pitch invasion will be a dam squib with only a few getting on. Everyone will want to crack on with handing out the silverware.
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« Reply #78 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 09:52:00 » |
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If there is a trophy to present then the pitch invasion will be a dam squib with only a few getting on. Everyone will want to crack on with handing out the silverware.
I think you're overestimating the intelligence of our average supporters. |
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« Reply #79 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 09:53:57 » |
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The club should give out a free rain poncho with a ticket for the bank
Or perhaps people could bring a coat and hat ? The club could then SELL ponchos. |
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« Reply #80 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 10:05:36 » |
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The club could also sell key rings like this.
These are actually being sold on saturday down the road.
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« Reply #82 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 10:19:12 » |
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The club could also sell key rings like this.
These are actually being sold on saturday down the road.
Kitchener met his death just a couple of years after the original poster was made, going down with HMS Hampshire after it hit a German mine off the Orkneys. A metaphor for Oxford's season, maybe? |
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« Reply #83 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 10:35:39 » |
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If there is a trophy to present then the pitch invasion will be a dam squib with only a few getting on. Everyone will want to crack on with handing out the silverware.
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« Reply #84 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 10:38:41 » |
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Kitchener met his death just a couple of years after the original poster was made, going down with HMS Hampshire after it hit a German mine off the Orkneys. Didn't know that. Goes to show no tactic was too outlandish in attempting to win the war. We threw absolutely everything at our disposal at the Germans, even the Kitchener sink. |
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« Reply #85 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 10:55:53 » |
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Didn't know that. Goes to show no tactic was too outlandish in attempting to win the war. We threw absolutely everything at our disposal at the Germans, even the Kitchener sink.
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« Reply #86 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 11:14:41 » |
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In my John Kettley voice - showers during the morning should clear to allow a brief spell of cloudy but dry weather, before more persistent rain arrives by the evening. |
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« Reply #87 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 11:27:32 » |
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In my John Kettley voice - showers during the morning should clear to allow a brief spell of cloudy but dry weather, before more persistent rain arrives by the evening.
This is more Michael Fish weather. |
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« Reply #88 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 11:40:03 » |
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This is more Michael Fish weather.
There is no hurricane. |
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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« Reply #89 on: Wednesday, April 25, 2012, 12:03:05 » |
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Or like the JPT semi final they stay on the pitch and the team have to end up doing something shit in the Director's box. STAY OFF THE FUCKING PITCH YOU MONGS!
and breathe
2:11 in this super HD video is how we deal with pitch invasions.
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