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« on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:00:39 »

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Are a bunch of c*nts. I get into the ground 5 mins before kick off and somone is sat in my seat so im stood down the front behind goal. Stewards and old bill come over can you move out of the way of the yellow area so i moved. They say your ok there ok i said they go off. They come back 5 mins later we got seats over hear ok i said and i followed them next thing im chucked out. After 5 mins of the game. I'm stood at the exit chatting to a copper and steward and said why have i been kicked out for? There Reason was there's no seat for you sir? What i said i paid £19 for a ticket and there's no seat. I'm like hows that work why sell me a f*cking ticket ffs. Well that's not my problem. Good bye. Fuming.com while outside i witness the unbelivable thing someone kicked out and next thing old bill ontop of him only to see a copper lay a punch into his jaw and set a dog onto him he got nicked because the old bill say he booted a dog what a load of bollox he was being nicked being he tried to guard himself from the dog. FSF Amanda Jacks will be contacted. Reason being no seat is because they aloud like last season oxford fans in behind goal that's seat was on the side. 3 arrests good night people.

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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:06:03 »

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I thought they were famous for educashun ?


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« Thread Started Yesterday at 11:44pm via the ProBoards Mobile App »
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Are a bunch of c*nts. I get into the ground 5 mins before kick off and somone is sat in my seat so im stood down the front behind goal. Stewards and old bill come over can you move out of the way of the yellow area so i moved. They say your ok there ok i said they go off. They come back 5 mins later we got seats over hear ok i said and i followed them next thing im chucked out. After 5 mins of the game. I'm stood at the exit chatting to a copper and steward and said why have i been kicked out for? There Reason was there's no seat for you sir? What i said i paid £19 for a ticket and there's no seat. I'm like hows that work why sell me a f*cking ticket ffs. Well that's not my problem. Good bye. Fuming.com while outside i witness the unbelivable thing someone kicked out and next thing old bill ontop of him only to see a copper lay a punch into his jaw and set a dog onto him he got nicked because the old bill say he booted a dog what a load of bollox he was being nicked being he tried to guard himself from the dog. FSF Amanda Jacks will be contacted. Reason being no seat is because they aloud like last season oxford fans in behind goal that's seat was on the side. 3 arrests good night people.

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I'll probably get strung up for this, but oxford fan or not oxford fan, this kind of behaviour from stewards and police pisses me off. Yes, its only one side of the story but i've seen stuff like this first hand. Too many walk around with this "god complex"
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:10:24 »


It sounds like the poor victimised Oxford fan had kicked a police dog. If I was a dog handler, and that had happened, I would have chinned the twat as well.

Also, does the Oxford Moron sound like a completely reliable witness ?
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:10:59 »

Do you not think it sounds a bit false?
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:14:30 »

They forgot the bit where eric took over TGI Fridays and went into the game wearing the uniform from there.

I read somewhere else they trashed a pub and a KFC.

Nobody should trash KFC, it is the food of gods
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:18:00 »



Nobody should trash KFC, it is the food of gods

KFC is the work of the devil and should be trashed on site, especially on the sabbath
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:43:05 »

I hope the police dog which  bit the pox fan is up to date with his tetanus jabs. Scary to think what sort of diseases it could have caught.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:48:40 »

He comes across as aged about 13 and probably got gobby at the game ( if he went ) because someone bought him half a pint.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:53:29 »

He comes across as aged about 13 and probably got gobby at the game ( if he went ) because someone bought him half a pint.

My daughter is 11 and she wouldn't make those grammar errors, so even if 13, not a good advert for the University town
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 21:57:17 »

Don't ever confuse the town of Oxford with the university.  They occupy roughly the same space, but their paths rarely meet.
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 22:00:45 »

I'll probably get strung up for this, but oxford fan or not oxford fan, this kind of behaviour from stewards and police pisses me off. Yes, its only one side of the story but i've seen stuff like this first hand. Too many walk around with this "god complex"

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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 22:47:13 »

I wonder if he's still fuming.com?

People who still use the .com thing are cunts.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #12 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 22:51:05 »

I wonder if he's still fuming.com?

People who still use the .com thing are cunts.
This.
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 22:54:03 »

People who write 'This' are also cunts.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #14 on: Saturday, April 7, 2012, 22:58:13 »

You're a cunt. The End.
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