Had one ring me the other morning, don't know if it was the Microsoft scam or not. She asked to speak to my son - who moved out five years ago - I asked her if she was Indian, she said no, so I asked if she was calling from India, she said from an off-shore call centre, I asked her again if she was calling from India, exasperated she replied that she is only allowed to say an off shore call centre!! So I told her then that I assumed she was calling from India, and to do me a favour by sticking a bomb up her ass, going out and finding a radical islamist preacher, embracing him and detonating the bomb, that way they would both be out of my life!! Rather rudely she rung off.
You should have asked who the third musketeer was
