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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 18:07:54 » |
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Does anyone on here play for AFC Gas?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 18:15:08 » |
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You've had a massive Saturday night out on the razz following a memorable Swindon Town victory. You feel like shit, have the hangover from hell and you're still woozy from the booze you've consumed. It's now Sunday morning and you're supposed to be starting your first game having made several substitute appearances prior. Do you:
a) Phone up the manager and say you have the shits and can't play for fear of shatting your sloggis.
b) Turn up and attempt to play through the pain barrier, even if your performance is going to be total crapbag and it is likely you could projectile vomit over the referee.
c) Turn up but say you can't play because you're allergic to grass.
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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 18:40:01 » |
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
in your wife Studs or blades ?
studs What Swindon player past or present would you compare your ability with?
andy gurney/matt heywood/alan reeves at a push david duke |
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THE FLASH
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 18:45:53 » |
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Do you smell of alcohol?
Do you need to be dragged out if bed at 9 in the morning claiming you have flu?
Can you make an earlier header then drop to your knees crying "fucking he'll!"?
Can you kick young whippersnappers up in the air?
can you puke up at random times during the match?
Get pissed again after the match......
If so.......you will go a long way.
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Clems Army!
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 19:51:27 » |
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We're always on the look out for new players. Div 7, just finishing first season. You're more than welcome to come pre-season when we start in June.
PM me if interested.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 20:19:46 » |
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Left or right ?
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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 20:29:25 » |
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Here is a serious question, with the shortage of refs why don't you get involved in this side of the game. If you do a local league game on a Sunday morning and a junior game in the afternoon you can make £40 for three hours of doing something your obviously interested in, that would still leave Saturdays for watching the Town or playing in a local Saturday league.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 21:22:24 » |
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cool cheers guys notts red is there a link to reffing games? cheers again
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 21:28:33 » |
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cool cheers guys notts red is there a link to reffing games? cheers again
Wiltshire Referee Association: graham@lwaygreenfsnet.co.uk. |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #24 on: Friday, May 18, 2012, 08:48:49 » |
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If anyone wants to come along to pre-season training we start end of may.
We are ideally looking for full backs.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Gethimout
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« Reply #25 on: Friday, May 18, 2012, 10:59:58 » |
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If anyone wants to come along to pre-season training we start end of may.
We are ideally looking for full backs.
What's the standard like? I'm a left back and always interested in playing. |
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Sippo
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« Reply #26 on: Friday, May 18, 2012, 11:07:40 » |
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No standard as such. It's sunday league. We start training at mannington soon.
Come on down. We're a good bunch of lads.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #27 on: Friday, May 18, 2012, 19:18:26 » |
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Do you smell of alcohol?
Do you need to be dragged out if bed at 9 in the morning claiming you have flu?
Can you make an earlier header then drop to your knees crying "fucking he'll!"?
Can you kick young whippersnappers up in the air?
can you puke up at random times during the match?
Get pissed again after the match......
If so.......you will go a long way.
This brings back memories. Used to play for Swiss Chalet and then the Fox & Hounds years ago and we had some real laughs. Some of it you couldn't even make up. I remember once one of our defenders was getting changed and bent over to put his shin pads on and one of his so called "mates" squirted a can of Deep heat up his arse. The ref booked three of us during the game as we could not stop laughing every time the ball went out of play as our mate stood there scratching his arse vowing revenge.  |
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« Reply #28 on: Friday, May 18, 2012, 19:26:38 » |
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I remember once one of our defenders was getting changed and bent over to put his shin pads on and one of his so called "mates" squirted a can of Deep heat up his arse. The ref booked three of us during the game as we could not stop laughing every time the ball went out of play as our mate stood there scratching his arse vowing revenge. This should happen in league football. |
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #29 on: Friday, May 18, 2012, 19:47:14 » |
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This brings back memories. Used to play for Swiss Chalet and then the Fox & Hounds years ago and we had some real laughs. Some of it you couldn't even make up. I remember once one of our defenders was getting changed and bent over to put his shin pads on and one of his so called "mates" squirted a can of Deep heat up his arse. The ref booked three of us during the game as we could not stop laughing every time the ball went out of play as our mate stood there scratching his arse vowing revenge.  |
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