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« on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:00:11 » |
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Stone Dominoes player wins contract at Swindon Town
Stoke-on-Trent's Chris Smith, who plays for Stone Dominoes, beats 5,000 other applicants to win a one-year professional contract at Swindon Town. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17097928
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:02:25 » |
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This would be so much better if he played an ancient form of dominoes and we signed him for his strategic vision.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:13:04 » |
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He said winning was a pizza cake.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:25:12 » |
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it won't be easy topping that
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:31:36 » |
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I heard he slices the ball.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:42:40 » |
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A right back? Good luck ever getting a game.
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That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:44:10 » |
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Dough!  |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 13:50:58 » |
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A right back? Good luck ever getting a game.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:00:38 » |
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he said hes not in it for the dough.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:20:51 » |
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At yeast he won it.
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:30:07 » |
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he won't ever get a game though - that will be a pitta
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:35:08 » |
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There will be no topping him
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:38:21 » |
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nice for the bloke to earn a crust playing football
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 14:44:18 » |
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Hes a good in the box player with a great delivery.
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, February 20, 2012, 15:53:07 » |
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and he doesn't get paid if he plays for more than 30 mins
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