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« on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:24:40 » |
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In a couple of months I officially become an old man when I turn 40. The wife keeps asking me what I want from her as do the parents, in-laws etc. Everything they have suggested so far would be nice but a bit "Meh", theres nothing that I can think of that I really really want.
So who better to help than the wise, imaginative folk of the TEF ? Any suggestions ?
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Bewster
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:29:36 » |
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Radio controlled car
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:31:47 » |
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Pipe and slippers?
What did they suggest?
I was 40 a couple of years ago, didn't get any "different " presents.
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5 league goals and counting...
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:33:33 » |
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Cody McDonald? Or failing that an ST + shirt for next year?
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hobodan
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:34:21 » |
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Get yourself a nice DSLR camera or an iPad.. or both
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No Longer Posh Red
Not Posh any more!
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:35:44 » |
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A lads holiday, it will take you to 50 to recover.  |
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i'm lovin' it
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:36:52 » |
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How about a contribution the the holiday of a life time? Somewhere like Kenya on safari or Hawaii?
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:39:03 » |
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Divorce?
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:47:18 » |
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Divorce?
At last, the sort of answer I was really expecting ! I did think about asking for a threesome with her and her mate, which would probably result in the same thing ! |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:51:25 » |
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Tell her that a threesome is recommended as life begins at 40  |
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:55:32 » |
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Sex off the wife obviously
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luckyluke699
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 13:58:58 » |
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Sex off the wife obviously
Again tans divorce. Clearly his mrs would still get upset at you lending him your wife... nice thought tho! |
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 14:03:10 » |
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Is her mate female?
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 14:06:20 » |
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Anal.and a phone or something off the wife.
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blah blah
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, January 26, 2012, 15:42:19 » |
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Anal.and a phone or something off the wife.
So who do I get the anal from ? |
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