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« Reply #15 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 01:41:05 »

ben you are becoming a troll

son i am disappoint

Oh fuck yeah, I am trolling like a trolling troll troll. But like all good troll's you have an element of truth. (or something)


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So you disappear for ages then come back purely to stir up some shit.

Shame on you Ben.

Stirring up shit is more fun than being a boring fucking wiki weasel because you're jealous you can't think up anything funny to edit. At least the former is fun and the latter is the opposite of fun, I think it's called ruining fun. I bet you vote against all the TEF campaign group things too. Cunt face.

(just to keep the clique in order I do love you cunt face samdy, even if you are a tit)
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« Reply #16 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 02:05:59 »

There seems to be a bit of anger about the PDCunt MCCunt comparison.

e: a PM VVVVVV

If you're just trying to be funny, that was an abject failure.

If humour was not your intention, you're a tool.

What a lovely PM. I'm glad you covered both bases there flashheart. Trying to be funny, or not to be funny. This level of critical analysis is clearly beyond anything that anybody has ever come up with before. Do you go that crude on everything you read?

I suppose it's idiot proof. Fuck you Tolstoy, either it's War and you are a tool, or it's Peace and you are an abject failure.


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« Reply #17 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 02:44:45 »

RE: 1984

Sorry George,

Not sure you're trying to be funny or not trying to be funny. Good luck on finding a publisher.

-- Flashheart.
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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 03:18:09 »

To CS Lewis,

I can't decide if your Narnia stories are dodgy religious allegory or fun adventure tales for everybody to enjoy.

Love -- flashheart
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« Reply #19 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 03:23:05 »

Hello red line at the top of the quick reply bar,

I find things difficult to understand if they aren't one thing or the complete opposite. I'm not sure if I'm completely J.Deacon or the cleverest person who ever lived.

love and hate,

flashheart.

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« Reply #20 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 03:34:16 »

Dear Deidre,

The only thing that gets me sexually exited is grey haired old ladies wearing school uniform.

lots of love,

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« Reply #21 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 06:53:49 »

 Roll Eyes Somebody has been on the wine. As funny as haemorrhoids.
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« Reply #22 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 07:55:32 »

Oh dear
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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 10:46:45 »

Looks like someone needs a bit of help.
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #24 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 10:47:31 »

Don't be afraid to ask mental health patients how they are.
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« Reply #25 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 12:53:25 »

The TEFs sense of humour scale is fucking odd.
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« Reply #26 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 12:56:46 »

This thread sponsored by Blossom Hill.

For what it's worth, I'm enjoying it.
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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 13:13:07 »

The TEFs sense of humour scale is fucking odd.

Ben or the rest of us?
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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 13:15:55 »

Is FB Ben Elton?
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« Reply #29 on: Wednesday, January 18, 2012, 13:21:27 »

Ben or the rest of us?

Bit of both.

People seem to spit out their coffee/tea/bacon sandwich whatever they happen to be consuming (does that ever really happen?) at stuff that I really dont find funny at all but it seems to appeal to other peoples taste.

Where as loads of people dont see any humour in this thread - whilst I'm far from losing control of any functions or anything - It did raise a chuckle.
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