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Coca Fola

« on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 16:55:20 »

I've drawn out of the hat a guy with very long hair. I need to buy something that takes the piss out of his hair. 10 quid spending limit.
I was thinking a bald cap or maybe baldness treatment, but that's shit. Any ideas TEF?
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Coca Fola

« Reply #1 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:11:22 »

What's the cheapest you can buy live animals for? Insects don't count.
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That was definately my last game, honest

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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:21:45 »

A pair of scissors?
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Coca Fola

« Reply #3 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:31:27 »

Too predictable?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:47:40 »

They do hair clippers for £6.99 in B&M Bargains on the transfer bridges site. If not a nice hairband & brush set in pink.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 17:54:43 »

A bible and adress it "To Jesus"

Sorted.
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #6 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:04:51 »

Don't do the fucking thing in the first place. Bollox to Secret Santas and bollox to Christmas
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Coca Fola

« Reply #7 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:08:05 »

I am obliged to do it I'm afraid. It's in the accommodation's terms and conditions.
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #8 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:11:29 »

I am obliged to do it I'm afraid. It's in the accommodation's terms and conditions.
Thats got to be a piss take. Tell them to fuck off and quote the Unfair Contract terms Act. What the fuck is the world coming too. Do you get the Easter Bunny there as well. Man the fuck up and tell them to do one. 
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Coca Fola

« Reply #9 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:12:01 »

 Fishing.  Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:17:07 »

Lipstick and tampons
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Nomoreheroes
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:46:03 »

nit shampoo

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You're my incurable malady. I miss the pleasure of your company.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 19:56:24 »

head and sholders
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No Longer Posh Red
Not Posh any more!

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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 20:02:57 »

Some Hair Curlers
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STFC 4 Arsenal 3, the best birthday present ever
phelpsieboy

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, December 1, 2011, 20:21:53 »

a hello kitty bra
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