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« Reply #30 on: Saturday, November 5, 2011, 18:33:53 »

I had to kick my bathroom door through a couple of months ago.
I felt really manly, never kicked a door down before.

Its a good stress reliever .getting paid to do it is even better Cheesy
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« Reply #31 on: Saturday, November 5, 2011, 18:55:09 »

Yes.

You should say this in every thread that descends into the same puns we've all read a hundred times before.

Fair enough, but the same applies to many of your posts.
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« Reply #32 on: Saturday, November 5, 2011, 18:56:01 »

Not sure I can CIMA way clear to join in with the puns.
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« Reply #33 on: Saturday, November 5, 2011, 18:59:29 »

Did he have his shoes on or just his SOX.

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« Reply #34 on: Saturday, November 5, 2011, 19:18:06 »

It'll take a bit of grapht to get that door back up.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #35 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 12:32:49 »

What on earth is that thing hanging off the still standing door on the right?

An apron.

And I have no idea how he did it, I was in a drug/vodka haze in the front room. He definitely started some sort of argument with my girlfriend too. Good times. Cheesy
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« Reply #36 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 13:05:44 »

It'll take a bit of grapht to get that door back up.

No doubt you mean a form of German hard work.
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« Reply #37 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 13:09:22 »

It'll take a bit of grapht to get that door back up.

Sage advice.
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« Reply #38 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 14:11:40 »

An apron.

And I have no idea how he did it, I was in a drug/vodka haze in the front room. He definitely started some sort of argument with my girlfriend too. Good times. Cheesy

Fuck knows mate I hazzard a guess it got jammed and i ripped it down.

After telling your Mrs it was an accident a million time she told me to stop going on about it, I flipped out and then stormed off.

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« Reply #39 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 19:06:00 »

Apparently you denied even doing it Cheesy
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« Reply #40 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 19:31:35 »

Sounds like it just gave way then mate  Wink

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« Reply #41 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 19:33:47 »

Si don't look like much of a vandal. Obviously a case of appearances being deceptive
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« Reply #42 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 20:15:22 »

WE ARE DRINKERS, SUPER DRINKERS...
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« Reply #43 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 20:28:37 »

Si pie is too weedy to do any damage to do anything

Did you invite herthab back as well, now that motherfucker is someone who could do loads of damage Wink
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« Reply #44 on: Sunday, November 6, 2011, 20:57:21 »

Shut up dick sucker lips
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