Swindon coarses through our veins you imbecile. Well done for constructing a framework and neatly slotting us into your cosy viewpoint

It'd have happened elsewhere, Oakwell, Carrow Road, Home Park, she'd already formed her tidy evaluation before even witnessing the game

We're subdued in my experience at home, God forbid she should travel with us away, where the vocal element truly manifests itself.
No doubt she got an A Grade for her neat parallel between the USA election and Swindon Town FC, whilst dismissing us as mere Neanderthals. Piss off and never come back.