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flammableBen

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« on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 00:55:35 »

Which unfortunately is sober enough for me to start a thread.

Happy Friday!

I just watched a band, they were good. The drummer likes reading the TEF but doesn't post. He told me to start posting on the TEF again to make it good like it used to be. I don't really know where to start.

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« Reply #1 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 00:58:14 »

i've just been ridiculously unlucky in 2 games of poker.  pissed off
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« Reply #2 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:11:31 »

Oooh I might play some online poker.

Nah that's a bad idea.
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« Reply #3 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:15:24 »

looking very much like i'm safe in this one thankfully
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« Reply #4 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:18:16 »

i've just been ridiculously unlucky in 2 games of poker.  pissed off


I just spent nearly 5 hours in a 4-max game on Pokerstars before going from 1st, to out in 12th (out of 1000), due to bad beats/annoying hands. The final one being AK V AQ. So fucking annoying. So I feel your pain!
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« Reply #5 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:19:38 »

And now a big wasp has flown in the window, shouldn't they all be dead by now?
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« Reply #6 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:33:25 »

Ben carry on from where I left off last night and do some player/animal morphs. Psychedelic man.
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« Reply #7 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:37:15 »

 It's a little known fact that the essential ingredient of a match, namely phosphorus, was discovered, by some Hun, who was distilling his own urine as he thought he might find gold.  Must have been fun boiling stuff up in the 18th Century and seeing what happened....Joseph Priestley, who discovered oxygen at Bowood, had his house burnt down because he wrote in support of the French Revolution....so he fucked off to America.
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« Reply #8 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:37:48 »

well just been dealt another really cruel blow.  playing double your money, 6 players, top three double their money.

some dick was more interested in raising against me than trying to get the last short stack out, all i wanted to do was to get my money and was trying to just take the blinds from the short stack but he kept on fucking raising me and was doing fuck all about the other guy.  fucking wanker, i don't understand why.

really angry just before bed time, great!
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« Reply #9 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:45:02 »

It's a little known fact that the essential ingredient of a match, namely phosphorus, was discovered, by some Hun, who was distilling his own urine as he thought he might find gold.  Must have been fun boiling stuff up in the 18th Century and seeing what happened....Joseph Priestley, who discovered oxygen at Bowood, had his house burnt down because he wrote in support of the French Revolution....so he fucked off to America.
How do you know these things Reg?
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:45:16 »

was shaping up to be a profitable poker session but those last three games have taken me to only about 15 quid up.  lose KQ to J8 and AA to KJ and then the prick in the last game.  he'd have got his money just fine if he'd just ganged up with me instead of going against me.

i haven't felt this pissed of in absolutely ages, i fucking hate it.

argh, and now i look like a moaning dick which is making me even more angry!

see you at burton...
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:46:19 »

Look on the bright side, at least you made a slight profit.  Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:47:36 »

should have been more though
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:49:27 »

and i've drunk hardly anything in the last two weeks but this has made me want to drink something
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, September 17, 2011, 01:50:13 »

Well you've made me want to gamble, so I reckon we are even.
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