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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 12:14:44 »

Perhaps also something to do with cross dressing whilst wearing clothes from oversize ladies outfitter Evans could be an option.

E.g. 'Bras from Evans, he buys his Bras from Evans etc'
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 12:19:04 »

we've got di canio, you've someone he don't know
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 12:21:05 »

Who's your manager?
Who's your manager?
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 12:30:30 »

He's big, he's round he bounces on the ground, what's his name? What's his name?
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 12:38:09 »

Let's be honest...we're struggling, aren't we.

The only rhyme I can get with 'lesbian' is 'equestrian' and, to tell the truth, I'm finding it a little difficult to work that in to a song.
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« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 12:47:46 »

Ardiles, you don't just have to use the word lesbian. There's dyke, rug muncher etc.  Cheesy
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« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 12:49:13 »

Surely you could just sing "You look like a lesbian" to the PdC tune and sod the rhyming?

Come on Town, will be following from Florida nervously...one game I really want to win!
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 12:54:54 »

prisoner cell block h, evans is a lesbian from cell block h (macho man)
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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 13:05:45 »

Ardiles, you don't just have to use the word lesbian. There's dyke, rug muncher etc.  Cheesy

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« Reply #54 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 13:10:42 »

Looking forward to this.

Would be happy with a draw.
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« Reply #55 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 13:23:12 »

Your manager's fat
and he acts like a twat
What's his name?
What's his name?

His face is all red
He's got a betroot for a head
What's his name?
What's his name?

He's pregnant at the front
cos he's such a fucking cunt
What's his name?
What's his name?
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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 13:24:27 »

Are you Pat Butcher in disguise?
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« Reply #57 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 13:44:26 »

Are you Pat Butcher in disguise?
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« Reply #58 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 13:56:53 »

[url width=416 height=300]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42400000/jpg/_42400089_steve_evans416.jpg[/url]

[url width=151 height=227]http://cabaret.firebirdevents.co.uk/images/Bobby_Davro.jpg[/url]

You're just a fat Bobby Davro, fat Bobby Davro!
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« Reply #59 on: Tuesday, September 13, 2011, 14:16:57 »

Compile a list - Sing loudly and repeat.

Fat Pat Butcher, your just a..........Fat Pat Butcher.
Fat Bobby Davro, your just a ..........Fat Bobby Davro
Fat Freddy Starr, your just a .........Fat Freddy Star
Fat Ian Dowie, your just a......Fat Ian Dowie
Shit Dame Edna, your just a shit Dame Edna

Etc.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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