Adver News: 'I'm faster than you Alan'

[News Monkey]

'I'm faster than you Alan'
           

  WHEN Alan Connell scored just seconds after coming off the bench against Rotherham on Saturday, Town fans could be forgiven for thinking that was the fastest goal scored by a substitute at the
  County Ground.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/9233810._I_m_faster_than_you_Alan_/?ref=rss
           

[yeo]

Slow news day Monkey face?

[donkey]

Slow news day Monkey face?

Yeah, but don't call me monkey face.

[Oaksey Moonraker]

It may be a slow news day but any opportunity to revel in the acheivements of Charlie Henry an all time favourite of mine and here's his finest moment.

http://www.swindon-town-fc.co.uk/MatchCentre.asp?MatchID=19870404

[Coca Fola]

I thought the headline was a reference to Alan O'Brien until I read the article.

[Matchworn Shirts]

we don't need no one minute man