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« on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 19:52:33 » |
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Just mowing the lawn, hit a small stone that got flicked up by the lawn mower and it went straight trough my rear passenger door window causing it to shatter into 1000's of pieces.
Tomorrow I will mostly be wearing a beret and saying "Hmmmmmmm betty" a lot.
Doesn't beat Igoe though
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 20:43:09 » |
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That's unlucky, Igoe was just stupid. :shock:
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 20:46:42 » |
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we need photos!! you remind of walrus now batch  |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 20:48:48 » |
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I managed to go to sit on a chair, lean to far forwards (drunk!) and split the bit of skin underneath my lip.....on the hoover!!!
Glued it up and went to bed....
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 20:51:03 » |
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Too late for photos, wish I'd thought of that. Shattered @ 6:30. Fixed at 9. Well done RAC auto winscreens. Autoglass said they could do it between 12 and 2 am, which didn't appeal. Thank fook the insurance paid for most of it, less £50 excess. Don't get the walrus reference so thanks/get stuffed*  * delete as appropriate, though I think I can guess! |
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 20:54:26 » |
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Don't get the walrus reference so thanks/get stuffed*
* delete as appropriate, though I think I can guess!
he always seems to get into comical capers like you. His mainly involve getting beaten up or getting pissed and lost |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 20:57:22 » |
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I once fell out of bed trying to be sick into a washing up bowl. I smashed the bowl and cut my head, and ended up with a face of sick that my mum made me clear up. Iit was her house so shouldn't she do it  That is about it really, I am usually anonymous. |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 21:01:07 » |
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my brother rolled out of bed and landed on a pot of pencils (Lead Up) when he was a kid, he crawled down the hall with 3 stuck in his back because he couldn't reach them. my mum woke up with my brother looking like he had been stabbed and blood dripping onto her carpet :shock: Silly bastard |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 22:47:20 » |
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Don't get the walrus reference so thanks/get stuffed*
* delete as appropriate, though I think I can guess!
he always seems to get into comical capers like you. His mainly involve getting beaten up or getting pissed and lost Difference is, when I get into these messes I'm drunk, and usually partially, or wholly to blame... Can't say I've ever been that unlucky! My dad once broke his toe kicking a suitcase in temper, but that doesn't really compare...! |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, July 11, 2005, 23:02:33 » |
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once parked a transit van on my own leg, nearly lost my bloody leg.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, July 12, 2005, 04:51:59 » |
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im trying to think of the logistics, i take it the transit got parked on you, rather than the you parking it on yourself?
when i was 5 i slept in a sleeping bag, was playing with a lego man and a lil lego motorbike beofre i fell asleep, i woke in teh morning with it in the bottom of the sleeping bag and my big toenail hanging off, only held on by one tiny flap of skin, and alot of blood.
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Fuck you Leggett, fuck you.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, July 12, 2005, 14:42:25 » |
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was moving the van, i was driving and i noticed there was a coke can by the pedals, i thought i was in neutral so with one leg outside of the van on the floor i took my other foot off the clutch, the van lurched forward and smacked into a nearby wall, it lurched forward again and the door of the van hit the wall and started to close on my leg it lurched again and the door nearly fully closed on my leg, thankfully the van then stopped, if it had lurched a fourth time my leg would have been cut off |
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