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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 13:43:09 » |
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Can you see why he is such a big hit with the layyydees?
Anyone who has read any of my posts on this here internet thing knows I am very much a man of facts, statistics and figures anyway However....I dont believe a single word Reg says about any his conquests. |
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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 14:03:09 » |
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Anyone who has read any of my posts on this here internet thing knows I am very much a man of facts, statistics and figures anyway
However....I dont believe a single word Reg says about any his conquests.
Reg, I'm sure, would very much appreciate the Dickens reference. Mr Gradgrind if I recall correctly? |
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 14:37:00 » |
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Judging by the jumper he was wearing the last time I saw him; no.
A good jumper is important....it suggests security....a lot of ladies these days carry emotional baggage, and firstly need to feel that you're not a rapist. Mohair jumpers particularly good. |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 14:57:18 » |
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A good jumper is important....it suggests security....a lot of ladies these days carry emotional baggage, and firstly need to feel that you're not a rapist. Mohair jumpers particularly good.
I can picture your chat up technique Reg. Suave as you like buying a glass of Chardonnay for the lady and introducing yourself; 'Hi there, the name is Smeeton, Reginald Smeeton'. (kiss on the back of the hand) 'Can I firstly put you at ease by confirming that I am not a rapist, and can I compliment you on that smashing blouse that you are wearing' |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 14:58:53 » |
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However....I dont believe a single word Reg says about any his conquests.
They always seem to be Eastern Europeans too, so I just assumed that they're all prostitutes. |
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Genius, Gentleman Explorer, French Cabaret Chantoose and Small Bets Placed and someone who knows who they are changed my signature but its only know that I can be arsed to change it....and I mean all the spelling mistakes.
Was it me? It can't have been an interesting enough event for me to remember - fB.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #50 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 15:05:42 » |
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I can picture your chat up technique Reg.
Suave as you like buying a glass of Chardonnay for the lady and introducing yourself;
'Hi there, the name is Smeeton, Reginald Smeeton'. (kiss on the back of the hand) 'Can I firstly put you at ease by confirming that I am not a rapist, and can I compliment you on that smashing blouse that you are wearing'
 hair preparation compliments work better....blouses are a bit obviously titcentric. I can see you've done this before BO |
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4D
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« Reply #51 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 15:50:41 » |
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My main concern is whether Reg will score tonight!  |
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« Reply #52 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:07:50 » |
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My main concern is whether Reg will score tonight! My main concern is whether we'll score tonight ... |
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« Reply #53 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:08:51 » |
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is that you coming out reg?
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nochee
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« Reply #54 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:09:13 » |
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My main concern is whether we'll score tonight ...
You and 4D? :gay: |
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« Reply #55 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:12:27 » |
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You and 4D? :gay:
I thought 4D was a bra size |
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4D
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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:24:33 » |
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« Reply #57 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:35:07 » |
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heart says 2-1 win but i think 1-1 more likely
kennedy to score
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« Reply #58 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 16:57:30 » |
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4-0 to us.
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nochee
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« Reply #59 on: Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 17:06:09 » |
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I'm going for 1-1 and would be quite happy with a point away from home. Hopefully some lessons have been learnt from Cheltenhams game by everyone involved with The team and we see a constant battle for the full 90 mins rather than just a 30 min spell. It's been said a million times already but we are lacking a striker, any truth in this Leon Clarke transfer revival?
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