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« Reply #135 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:04:28 »

I would like us to sign Constable because:

a) Those lot down the A420 would go mad
b) 90% of you lot would go mad
c) DV will probably explode in a fit or rage
d) Reg will cream himself with negativity
e) I think he'll actually score goals for us
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« Reply #136 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:06:37 »

f) It would also enable the hacks at the Adver to use the headline 'Good afternoon, Constable' when he scores a couple.
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« Reply #137 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:22:51 »

Beano is overweight, lazy kind of player, when the chips are down he goes missing by all accounts, surely we just need Clarke to partner Connell/Kerrouche. I would however love the fact that we would have poached a Pox player and be it he is a Town fan  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #138 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:24:54 »

Beano is overweight, lazy kind of player, when the chips are down he goes missing by all accounts, surely we just need Clarke to partner Connell/Kerrouche. I would however love the fact that we would have poached a Pox player and be it he is a Town fan  Soapy Tit Wank

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« Reply #139 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:25:43 »

Incidentally where does the nickname 'beano' come from?
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« Reply #140 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:38:20 »

Incidentally where does the nickname 'beano' come from?

It's the passing resemblance to Plug from the Bash Street Kids.

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« Reply #141 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:53:19 »

We had him on trial one pre-season a few years ago, albeit under a different manager and he wasn't good enough.

I'd rather we spent the money elswhere.
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« Reply #142 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 10:58:05 »

We had him on trial one pre-season a few years ago, albeit under a different manager and he wasn't good enough.

I'd rather we spent the money elswhere.

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« Reply #143 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 11:05:39 »

We had him on trial one pre-season a few years ago, albeit under a different manager and he wasn't good enough.

I'd rather we spent the money elswhere.

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« Reply #144 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 11:09:00 »

Let's hope comments like these don't look a little daft on Monday morning when he's banged a couple in for Oxford.  I'm not normally superstitious, but I hate tempting fate.
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« Reply #145 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 11:15:02 »

We had him on trial one pre-season a few years ago, albeit under a different manager and he wasn't good enough.

I'd rather we spent the money elswhere.

Right, so it's out of the question that maybe he's improved?
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« Reply #146 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 11:24:39 »

Right, so it's out of the question that maybe he's improved?

Didn't say that. I just think that he had a chance and wasn't good enough then and he's now playing for the Pox.  Everything about it is just wrong.

If we're going to have to pay for him, I think we should spend the money elsewhere.

Might be different if he was on a freebie and low wages.

Anyway, I don't think he's the type of player that we're looking for.
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« Reply #147 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 11:52:37 »

Anyway, I don't think he's the type of player that we're looking for.

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« Reply #148 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 12:37:02 »

No cunts on me, Drugstable.
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« Reply #149 on: Thursday, August 18, 2011, 12:43:04 »

No cunts on me, Drugstable.

You bastard.  I've just inhaled a cup of coffee.
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