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wiggy
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« on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 06:15:39 »

Up early beacause of a football tournament.

It looks like all 3 children and my wife have taken me literally when I told them not to bother with fathers' day because it is an event made up by card companies.

Bastards. Crying
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 06:19:55 »

i'm up early with my daughter whilst mummy sleeps in. hmmmmm surely i should be the one having a nice lye in
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 06:23:27 »

i'm up early with my daughter whilst mummy sleeps in. hmmmmm surely i should be the one having a nice lye in
Same here. Got to get both daughters to the riding stables while Mummy snores !
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 06:58:27 »

I'm up early because of a football tournament (Fairford). Yesterday was Woodley Saints (which was excellent). So no lie in.

I got breakfast in bed, some chocolate and an Air Tattoo ticket. Thanks card companies.
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 07:45:56 »

I got nothing, no card not even a text (So far).

I have no son.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 07:57:55 »

I got a homemade card and a sausag and egg sarnie, I told them not to bother.  Wiggy, looks like you have bad kids, send them back.
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:00:36 »

I got a card and a cashmere red & white scarf.  (Am I going to have to start smartening up for football?)  Good lads.  Aged 3 and 1½...they'll go far.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:02:19 »

I got a card and a cashmere red & white scarf.  (Am I going to have to start smartening up for football?)  Good lads.  Aged 3 and 1½...they'll go far.

Wait till they're 21 and have to do it for themselves. (Not that I'm bitter or anything)
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:05:16 »

Up early beacause of a football tournament.

It looks like all 3 children and my wife have taken me literally when I told them not to bother with fathers' day because it is an event made up by card companies.

Bastards. Crying

Sorry, are you saying you told them not to bother and they didn't? What are you, female? I thought it was only women who did that and then got shirty when people did as they asked? Maybe they're waiting until, acts like a mental woman day. Smiley
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:06:13 »

Just got an e-mail from the National Lottery saying I had 4 numbers last night and won £80. This cheered me up!
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:15:48 »

I got a card, a cup of tea brought to me in bed and pancakes for breakfast. Not bad for a 16 month old.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 08:47:14 »

I got a scarecrow for my veggie patch - saves me standing there. The arguments now are around the name of the scarecrow. Stuart seems to be winning - as my 9 year old pointed out Vegetable Stu.
For the rest of the day I'm finishing off putting up a greenhouse - all the glazing to do.
Proper gardener now.
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 09:04:45 »

I got my dad a card and a box of 5 classic practical jokes, and there's a Sat. Nav. in the post but not here yet.

I'm 25 and the kids that I teach ask me if I have a wife or kids, fuck that!
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 09:09:08 »

I got woken up with a cup of coffee and a blow job which was nice. Worrying thing is I'm at my parents and the wife is at home with the kids.
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, June 19, 2011, 09:29:31 »

My lad offered to make breakfast in bed to which his mum said, "Daddy hasn't got time for that". I am now just about to clean up the garden.
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