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« on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 19:38:19 » |
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i will kick things off with;
I think I'll, erm, go to my room and, er, lean on the sink. And have a little bit of....sick
Mr Partridge, thats the kitchens!
Yeah I'm going to...cook all the food...
Alan, this is a hotel.
Three star!
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 19:50:15 » |
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The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:24:02 » |
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You big girls' bras
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Bumpkin
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:28:21 » |
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Smell my cheese
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OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:29:02 » |
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DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
He's not seen us...
DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
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Compo
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:34:46 » |
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Technically, Lynn, your life's not worth insuring.
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:35:32 » |
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You look awful cheery on the first anniversary of your mother's death.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:37:22 » |
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'Lynn could you have a word with that builder- yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus.'
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:38:45 » |
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:40:40 » |
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Stop getting Bond wrong
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 20:43:56 » |
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"With a mere ninety break-horse-power available, progress is too leisurely to be called fast, but on the motorway in fifth gear the Megane's slow pace really becomes a pain. Uphill runs become power-sappingly mundane, while overtaking National Express coaches can become a long, drawn-out affair."
Not my words, Carol. The words of Top Gear magazine!
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Arch Stanton
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Wallowing in negativity
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 21:00:49 » |
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Partridge's horse racing commentary on the closing stages of Sandown's 3.30 Chickery Tip Incest Cup Alf Ramsey's Porn Dungeon....  You'd definitely put a bet on a horse with that name
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 22:02:08 » |
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You're a mentalist!!
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Wiltshire boy born and bred - long in arm thick in 'ead.......
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, May 26, 2011, 22:23:15 » |
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Twat, he must have a foot like a traction engine!
GOAL, and another!
Is this cool, am I cool now?
"Help, I'm trapped under a cow!" "Somebody get me Cliff Thorburn" "Cliff Thorburn is not a presenter... he's a snooker player... he's an unknown quantity!"
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, May 27, 2011, 07:29:41 » |
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I love Alan Partridge. Simply ace. Way too many quotes to mention. The Iphone app is superb!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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