Adver News: Turn it up

[Iffy's Onion Bhaji]

last one to leave turn the lights off more like.
the players should be grateful anyone is bothering to turn up to games.fucked if i will be to watch that shower of shit

Agree although to be fair Ritchie is one of the few that actually gives a crap.

[pauld]

Agree although to be fair Ritchie is one of the few that actually gives a crap.

Yep. Noticed him after the Franchise scum scored, trying to gee everyone up roaring at the players while the rest of them just trudged back for the restart. So while the overall thing is bollocks, he personally can just about get away with it - would have been hilarious if this had been Prutton saying the fans haven't been putting the effort in.

[tans]

blah blah blah same old shit.

fuck off

[pauld]

Sorry tans. FFS!

[tans]

[Peter Venkman]

I had a dream last night that we beat County 3-0 but I reiterate it was only a dream!

[Don Rogers Shop]

Fucking hell that would be close top a wet dream surely.

[Peter Venkman]

Fucking hell that would be close top a wet dream surely.

I remember the days when I used to dream of Swindon beating Man Utd and Liverpool now the highlight of my dream is us playing a team in the same division as us and in free fall and us only beating them 3-0 how times have changed!

[limpwrist]

Can't rely on them shooting themselves. They'd faff about passing the gun round between them for several minutes before one of them finally grabbed it and shot miles over his own head

What makes this very funny is humour has to have an element of truth about it.  I laughed out loud as I read this.

[pauld]

What makes this very funny is humour has to have an element of truth about it

I'd steer clear of the "News Rhino Dressing Room Split over Time Travel Bum Sex" thread then