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« on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 07:00:32 »

Marathon mission for Morrison
           


  SWINDON Town fitness coach Dave Morrison achieved a personal target on Sunday by completing the London Marathon.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8980875.Marathon_mission_for_Morrison/?ref=rss
           
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 08:14:11 »

Talking of the marathon, did anyone see the fella who did it carrying a washing machine on his back?

Pretty sure a load of puns will follow but that must have been bloody difficult!
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 08:20:50 »

It was a cardboard model.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:04:26 »

Well that puts a new spin on it.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:10:06 »

Well that puts a new spin on it.
I think i was a wash out
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 10:54:20 »

I bet he didn't run really - he selected a quick cycle
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 11:04:38 »

Marathons generally do seperate the whites and c...

Actually on second thoughts, someone else can post that joke. Very dubious.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 19:55:26 »

I was going to enter a marathon but didn't want to get caramel and nuts all over my bollocks.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, April 19, 2011, 21:15:39 »

I was going to enter a marathon but didn't want to get caramel and nuts all over my bollocks.
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