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Spencer_White

« on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 20:17:05 »

Im no good at making them up. But I want one.

Something in the great tradition of 'he was only 16' and 'theres a circus in the Town'?
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chalkies_shorts

« Reply #1 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:01:04 »

To the tune of Harry Roberts - oldies will know what I'm taking about.

Paul Hart is our firend,
is our friend,
is our friend,
Paul Hart is our friend
He smacks Scummers
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:06:13 »

Tack it on to that classic favourite...

Chim Chimmeny Chim Chimmeny Chim Chim Cheroo
Hart decked some bastard in yellow and blue
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:11:32 »

Think I suggested this elsewhere, the "One Man went to war" song, but with Paul Hart instead of One Man. But I prefer chalkie's, if only for the nostalgia
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 21:12:22 »

To the tune of Harry Roberts - oldies will know what I'm taking about.

Paul Hart is our firend,
is our friend,
is our friend,
Paul Hart is our friend
He smacks Scummers

Let him loose to smack some more!
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 23:06:44 »

Paul Hart is negative
He has a grumpy face
Some scummers came along
And got up in his space
He hit them with his left
He smacked them with he right
He Swindon Towns manager and we are fucking shite!
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, March 28, 2011, 08:30:11 »

I don't think that was quite the tone Spencer was looking for DV
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Spencer_White

« Reply #7 on: Monday, March 28, 2011, 17:18:14 »

No, theyre all good. Better than I could come up with anyway.

Have to give them all a run out.

Harry Roberts is a good one, because no one sings the original Harry Roberts anymore?
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, March 28, 2011, 17:23:53 »

Tack it on to that classic favourite...

Chim Chimmeny Chim Chimmeny Chim Chim Cheroo
Hart decked some bastard in yellow and blue

Wins hands down.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, March 28, 2011, 20:20:37 »

Coldplay: Yellow

Look at Paul Hart
Look how he went for you
And what a punch he threw
Cos you was all Yellow
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, March 28, 2011, 20:47:50 »

When he goes out, Hart's more dangerous
He's from Oxford, entertain us
Hart feels stupid, more adventurous
He's from Oxford, entertain us

An upercut, and a headbut
nuckleduster, for the fucker
Paul Hart yeah
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, March 28, 2011, 22:07:49 »

When he goes out, Hart's more dangerous
He's from Oxford, entertain us
Hart feels stupid, more adventurous
He's from Oxford, entertain us

An upercut, and a headbut
nuckleduster, for the fucker
Paul Hart yeah


Sounds quality! what tune?
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, March 28, 2011, 22:26:23 »

Smells like Teen Spirit I suspect.
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 00:12:03 »

(teddy bears picnic)

If you go down to witney today you better go in disguise
if you go shouting the odds today youre in for a big surprise
cos theres a man who'll tear you apart
dont fuck with him his name is paul hart
if youre dressed in yellow he will kick your head in
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, March 29, 2011, 00:50:43 »

Gary Numan:Cars

His name is Paul Hart
And he is a hard man
If you're a pox fan
He'll punch your lights out
Paul Hart
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