Forum News: Image of Christ found on Coca Fola's bed sheet

[Smells like Dave Syrett]

Claims are surfacing that a bed sheet belonging to teenage huffystropper Coca Fola bears the image of a man who appears to have suffered physical trauma in a manner consistent with crucifixion.

The image was first spotted by Mrs Fola, who quickly phoned a priest helpdesk to get some advice on the appropriate steps in such a case.

"I was changing Coca's sheets because he'd been sat in front of the fire after getting out of bed and there was steam coming off his pyjamas, so I guessed he'd had one of his little accidents." She told us.

"I put the sheet on the floor by the washing machine while I got the washing liquid. When I turned back, there he was clear as day! Jesus Christ! Right next to the dog's bowl!"

Mrs Fola spoke with a priest, who initially told her that Vanish was pretty good at removing troublesome sheet stains.

"He didn't believe me at first, but I persuaded him to come and take a look."

Coca Fola has completely denied the existence of the sheet by issuing a statement via the TEF private message facility that read 'shut up you thick unintelligent wanker'

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Urine Shroud?

[pauld]

At the risk of being on the wrong end of not very abusive PMs and/or having my cunningly concealed real identity hidden behind my username revealed, that's very funny

[Coca Fola]

You know you've made it when News Rhino does a story about you. 

[Batch]

At the risk of being on the wrong end of not very abusive PMs and/or having my cunningly concealed real identity hidden behind my username revealed, that's very funny

PaulD's real name is Paul D. Shhhhhh.

[pauld]

PaulD's real name is Paul D. Shhhhhh.

Well, you bastard!

[leefer]

Keep em coming Rhino.

[Nemo]

PaulD's real name is Paul D. Shhhhhh.

What? This is worse than that time I realised Jayohaitchenn was called John.

[deltaincline]

That, is fucking ace:-)

[donkey]

I've always liked Rhinos and this confirms why.  Keep up the good work, NR.