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The Flash has revealed how his feelings have suffered irreparable damage after Swindon Town defender Scott Cuthbert retaliated to criticism from fans after Town's 1-0 defeat at Plymouth last week.
The forum member, who has a posting average of 1.768 a day told us "I've not been able to sleep since the incident. I just keep playing it over and over in my mind."
Psychiatrists have told The Flash, real name Duane Lipschitts, that he faces a long road to recovery as he tries to come to terms with being told to 'fuck off' in the heat of the moment.
"Being told to 'fuck off' can have a lasting effect on some people, leading to insomnia, bed-wetting and harrowing flashbacks." explained Dr Maurice Thundercum.
"The patient will become totally pre-occupied with their need for an apology, but the only way that will ever be able to move on and lead a normal life is by shutting the fuck up and to stop whining like a big girl."
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"Hey, Flash! Your mother wears a wig with a chinstrap! How do like them apples you big prick?!"
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 12:15:57 » |
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Fantastic.
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 12:50:41 » |
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 13:07:58 » |
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Totally true, except the bed wetting part, he was doing that before the incident.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 13:25:06 » |
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 Excellent work!
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 13:26:04 » |
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Totally true, except the bed wetting part, he was doing that before the incident.
Fuck off you cunt!......i am crying about the squash racquet you were going to get me......all talk Jutty!! |
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 13:41:14 » |
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Why do you never play on a Tuesday any more?
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 14:39:11 » |
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Why do you never play on a Tuesday any more?
Am tonight...booked in for 7 |
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 17:07:20 » |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 17:39:33 » |
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Why do you never play on a Tuesday any more? Because his trainer is out of action on crutches,ive got my 65 year old Dad to give him a game tonight just so he has a little bit of chance to at least take a point off him |
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, March 16, 2011, 07:55:17 » |
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Then played my asthmatic nephew at blow football......25 nil!! Get in! |
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