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« on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 13:34:46 »

Fred Elliot has warned established members of thetownend.com that they should be on their guard from people who have recently signed up to the forum as it is entirely possible they might be in league with the devil, poppy-burners or sex offenders.

Speaking from a chair via a telephone device, the former model told us "Every fucking time I log on there's some newbie cunt spouting an opinion that is completely different to one that I have, and the mods do fuck all about it!" he fumed.

"What people need to realise is that fucking kids read the cunting forum and they might be fucking well fucking influenced by these fuckpot opinions.Fuckcuntfuckflaps!"

A spokesperson for the moderators of the forum has denied that they don't take enough action to ban people that Fred doesn't agree with.

"The moderators take Mr Elliot's concerns very seriously and take every possible step to ensure that he doesn't flip out at the slightest provocation.

We would like to remind all other members of the forum that if they wish to post an opinion that contradicts Mr Elliots, then they should do so in the Non-Fred area that he can't see."
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 13:56:41 »

    Clap  Brilliant
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 13:57:33 »

Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 13:59:53 »

2 posts in and News Rhino is a legend already. Superb Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 14:25:26 »

2 posts in and News Rhino is a legend already. Superb Cheesy

...and an Administrator too  Cool
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 15:48:13 »

Those quotes do sound like the kind of thing Fred would say.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 16:41:47 »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Clap
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 20:01:12 »

Gotta be Spacey
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, March 9, 2011, 20:28:33 »

Classico!
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 08:59:21 »

So where is this infamous Non-Fred area then?...
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 09:02:33 »

bravo.these are great....
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, March 10, 2011, 10:22:47 »

 Clap Very good.
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