The Cen(s)us

[Don Rogers Shop]

Make us do it on the moon?

[flammableBen]

Fuck me we put a man on the moon nearly fifty years ago,surely a more foolproof and inexpensive way of doing a national census should be available today.

We haven't been back in my lifetime, we're obviously going down hill.

[leefer]

Make us do it on the moon?

Complete waste of £200 million quid.

[A Gent Orange]

In the end I went with (as my facebook clique will have already seen)

[url width=800 height=600]http://i.imgur.com/Au1sc.jpg[/url]

Thanks for the inspiration iffy.

Isn't it beautiful that in 100 years time a young child will look its father in his eyes and say 'Was great grandaddy Ben always a bit of a cock?'. And your grandson will have to say 'Yes, but at least he didn't put Jedi'.

[flammableBen]

Isn't it beautiful that in 100 years time a young child will look its father in his eyes and say 'Was great grandaddy Ben always a bit of a cock?'. And your grandson will have to say 'Yes, but at least he didn't put Jedi'.

I did think that one of my descendants in 100 years time could have a bit of a giggle

[Arriba]

i filled it it out as i can't be arsed with the aggro if i dont.
i stuck with my jedi beliefs but have now become a jedi master,rather than the jedi knight i once was.

[A Gent Orange]

I say that FB but I just recreated the 1901 Census on today's form and just added 110 to the age of each of the six people who used to live here.

[iffy]

That's brilliant. I'd decided "an accident of circumstance" is probably the best description of national identity, but just a little too long.

[flammableBen]

That's brilliant. I'd decided "an accident of circumstance" is probably the best description of national identity, but just a little too long.

That's the best answer. Just put it in anyway.

[Nemo]

Just filled in mine, disappointed myself by not answering anything with a silly answer (was tempted to put my religion down as Islam just to help upset the Daily Star).

I did get a massive ego trip in giving my job title as "Chief Administrative Officer" though. That'll look well good in 100 years time...

One of my flatmates is nursing a fairly epic hangover and wrestling with the question about your general state of health.

[dave_bambers_right_sock]

The goverment doesn't care about individuals it does things in the scale of millions. Accept the fact you are a number and nothing more. Noone is out to get you.

Doesn''t he play for Brighton

[Batch]

Couldn't come up with anything as creative as Ben.

Religion: Swindon Town
Occupation: Software Engineer
What did you do: Engineer Software.

And by being jobless I get to answer fewer questions. yay me.

[ghanimah]

Lots of rumours that the census data has been hacked, no evidence that it's true yet

http://thenextweb.com/industry/2011/06/21/lulzsec-supposedly-claims-its-biggest-coup-yet-the-entire-uk-2011-census/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheNextWeb+%28The+Next+Web+All+Stories%29

[Barry Scott]

Haha, I begrudgingly filled it in with lies anyway.

[Bennett]

Haha, I begrudgingly filled it in with lies anyway.

ditto