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« Reply #120 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 13:15:18 »

I'm filling mine in tomorrow. Screw you establishment.
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« Reply #121 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 13:18:04 »

Just filled mine in. I had a Q17 on my form. It asked whether I wanted a window or an aisle seat on the secret emergency evacuation spaceship in the event of an asteroid hitting earth. I ticked window.

Must be on a different list to the rest of you?

Smiley

I went for an aisle seat... Bloody sun gets a bit strong up there in space.
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iffy

« Reply #122 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 13:19:43 »

Smiley

I went for an aisle seat... Bloody sun gets a bit strong up there in space.

True, but you're only going to get one chance to see the world blow up. I'd hate to be leaning over someone trying to get a good view.
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« Reply #123 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 14:01:47 »

I am going to fill mine out tonight after a day on the Blackthorn  Embarrassed
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flammableBen

« Reply #124 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 14:55:57 »

How would I describe my national identity?

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iffy

« Reply #125 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 15:03:26 »

How would I describe my national identity?



1. At length
2. Primary in reference to how that identity is undermined by the presence of those of other identities
3. On an internet forum.
4. Jeremy Clarkson
5. French
6. Jedi

That should cover everyone I think
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flammableBen

« Reply #126 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 15:06:40 »

I put Rasta Mouse.
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flammableBen

« Reply #127 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 15:09:15 »

I do like "at length" though.

or maybe "with words and pictures"
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iffy

« Reply #128 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 15:11:56 »

I do like "at length" though.

or maybe "with words and pictures"

Or "Under a moonless sky"
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flammableBen

« Reply #129 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 15:12:36 »

"through interpretative dance" won't fit.
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don mega

« Reply #130 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 17:40:48 »

I received one a few years back and couldn't be fooked to fill it out then every few weeks they sent me another which i didn't fill out after receiving three i never got another and never got in trouble as the letter threatens.
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woolster

« Reply #131 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 17:49:01 »

who am i having to stay over, nosy cunts
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Spencer_White

« Reply #132 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 18:05:45 »

I filled it out just so I could tick the 49+ working hours a week. My workplace is not unionised and I dont think my company or the government apprieciate how many unpaid hours management of small businesses put in to make them profitable.
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flammableBen

« Reply #133 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 18:49:08 »

In the end I went with (as my facebook clique will have already seen)

[url width=800 height=600]http://i.imgur.com/Au1sc.jpg[/url]

Thanks for the inspiration iffy.
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« Reply #134 on: Sunday, March 27, 2011, 18:56:52 »

Fuck me we put a man on the moon nearly fifty years ago,surely a more foolproof and inexpensive way of doing a national census should be available today.
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