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« on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 07:00:19 »

Ritchie says new boss will give Town Hart
           



  MATT Ritchie believes Paul Hart can bring an element of belief into the Town dressing room, as the team look to scramble clear of the League One relegation zone.

           

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/8889099.Ritchie_says_new_boss_will_give_Town_Hart/?ref=rss
           
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 07:40:23 »

Let's hear it for the first 'Hart' related pun....well done the Adver  Clap Clap Clap
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 07:41:08 »

No one expected a headline like this did they ...
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 07:41:47 »

Deer oh deer.
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 07:43:53 »

They must have been nearly bursting to have to wait a day to pun.
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 07:59:10 »

They couldn't help themselves, could they?

Now they've doubled it with: "A Hart for battle"

Geeeez, Adver...
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 09:46:46 »

Coming soon to a back page near you:

"Boss take Hart from performance"
(after another loss where we apparently played well)

"Hart-felt plea"
(to fans for "patience")

(and the relegation special edition)
"Hart-broken"
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 10:15:33 »

I would have gone with "Home is where the Hart is..." after our first home win of the year.
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 10:22:14 »

If we start playing a long ball game they'll go with Hoof Harted
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 10:40:16 »

Have we had 'shear hart attack' yet.  For the next time we win 4 nil with a swashbuckling devil may care display of attacking excellence?

We may be waiting some time.
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« Reply #10 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 10:50:48 »

Achey Breaky Hart ?? For when our injury list becomes to long ?
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« Reply #11 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 11:04:24 »

Can't wait for the first Harty performance.
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« Reply #12 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 11:04:49 »

Brave-Hart for some bold team selection and strategy..... either that or he turns up in the dug-out wth his face painted blue.
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« Reply #13 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 12:10:37 »

Total eclipse as town finally end winless run
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« Reply #14 on: Friday, March 4, 2011, 12:14:44 »

I would have gone with "Home is where the Hart is..." after our first home win of the year.

That is quality.
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