Ha, ha just read this piece and it's a bit of a classic of Adver-ese:
The 51-year-old has spent the week trying to keep the dark cloud generated by dissenters and gloom-mongerers away from the Swindon training ground
Mongerer? A person who does mongering? It's monger, as in (appropriately) a person who mongs
he’ll certainly have to play his cards right to steer Swindon clear of safety in League One
Pretty sure that's not what you meant. Although it is what we're currently doing, so maybe it is, in which case the whole things going swimmingly
I know it's petty, I'm just trying to cheer myself up by picking on underpaid local journos who've had to dash off copy in no time flat without time to check it properly. No-one ever said life was supposed to be fair