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« on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 18:35:50 »

First of all...i like all people...big,little,small,large......black,white or purple.
But why is it that someone on a plane 4 stone heavier than me gets the same baggage allowance Cheesy
After all i am around 11 and a half stone............if someone is 18 stone....then my luggage should be free...surely Yes

Hoping to go away in May.............an extra 100 odd quid for two suitcases....not big ones......fuck it i am eating takeaways untill i go in May to get me moneys worth Cheesy

Seriously though...no disrespect to the bigger people....just a thought i had today.
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 18:57:48 »

because you are a white middled aged, employed person which means you get scerwed at every turn. You are the one class of people that it is okay and in some cases encourged (pc term postive discrimination) to discrimitated against. So I suggest you become a black, fat, poor, unemployed, jewish, single mother, northener or welsh basicly anywhere other than the southeast, retard, then it seems you can do what the hell you like and everyone else pays for your choices in life.
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 19:00:44 »

This thread is could become a classic...

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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 19:13:51 »

Oh I see why people wanted that ignore button now! That's much better.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 19:18:13 »

But why is it that someone on a plane 4 stone heavier than me gets the same baggage allowance Cheesy
After all i am around 11 and a half stone..........

Because us more rotund will kick your weedy 11 stone head in if you try and make us pay more for our flights*

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* Probably. Meet you outside the CG. If I'm not there in 5 minutes start without me.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 19:25:00 »

£100 excess luggage? Where are you going and what exactly do you want to take with you?

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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 19:29:51 »

The same applies when you get on the plane and find you only have half a seat cos Mr or Mrs Chunky next to you has taken half your seat due to their rolls of flab.

Make the fat cunts pay for 2 seats!

(I had a uncomfortable and shit experience on a 11 hour flight a couple of years ago)

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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 19:42:49 »

hey, leave us lardies alone - fatist fucks.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 19:54:22 »

£100 excess luggage? Where are you going and what exactly do you want to take with you?



Well on most of the quotes i have been given the luggage is extra(unless its hand luggage)...so 15 kilos(one suitcase) is quoted at £24 extra each leg of the journey....with two of us thats nearly £100 there and back.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 20:01:08 »

hey, leave us lardies alone - fatist fucks.

in a posh upper class home counites acent: I'm not against your type of poeple I just think they should be moved on or perhaps given a home somwhere? Do they still run fat camps?
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 20:27:25 »

Eugh don't get me started on excess luggage...or fat people!!
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 20:43:46 »

The same applies when you get on the plane and find you only have half a seat cos Mr or Mrs Chunky next to you has taken half your seat due to their rolls of flab.

Make the fat cunts pay for 2 seats!

(I had a uncomfortable and shit experience on a 11 hour flight a couple of years ago)



Its as bad on trains, twice I have been down to London in last 3 weeks and for the 2 hours 20 mins on the train had about 1/3 or my seat due to the scale of my neighbour!

Dunno what they are going to do with trains - they cannot make them any wider!
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 21:41:52 »

I guy I used to work with from the states used to have to buy 2 seats because of his size and often had the FlyLo treatment of being given 2 seats three rows apart...
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 21:46:28 »

Fatist nazis the lot of you.

Mind you I've been to the gym 9 out of the last 10 days.  If I carry on like that I may be as thin and lovely as you lot obviously are by 2020.  Especially if I can find the in door.
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 21:47:56 »

First of all...i like all people...big,little,small,large......black,white or purple.

It's the purple ones you've got to watch out for. Nasty fuckers the lot of 'em.
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