2 guys were drinking in a pub

[Bob's Orange]

They've been drinking all afternoon and have got a bit tipsy. 1 guy says to t'other;

'See last night, I fucked your mum royally, firstly I shagged her up the marmite motorway, then we did it doggy style, missionary, 69 and pretty much all the positions in the karma sutra. Finally I came on her tits and in her hair, the stuff was everywhere, it was proper bo I tell thee!!'

The other guy replies;

'Come on dad, you've had too much to drink, lets get you home!'

 :twisted:

[Johno]

[Whits]

[blinkpip]

[Tails]

Classic  

[kick_ass1987]

ha ha, what a legend