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donkey
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« Reply #180 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 09:13:03 »

Kate middletons mum kicked off in my brothers shop.

She was saying "dont you know who i am? Im kate middletons mother"

He turned round and said "whos that?" Cheesy

Apparently she then went right off on one and was a stuck up babe by all accounts

Anyone whoever says 'don't you know who I am?', well its quite sad really.

I served Colin Montgomerie once in a shop and I had to ring his card details through as he was over his limit (this was about one month after his first Ryder Cup appearance).  He was polite, courteous and never once tried on the 'do you know who I am?' line, just accepted I had my job to do.  Nice bloke.
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I headed the ball.

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« Reply #181 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 11:29:29 »

Prince Harry's Best Man Speech:-"What do me, Wills and the England Rugby Team have in common?

We've all been inside Princess Diana."
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« Reply #182 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 11:57:37 »

The Lamb Inn in Devizes is a royal wedding free - it has often been my haven and will be so again tomorrow.
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« Reply #183 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 11:59:27 »

Prince Harry's Best Man Speech:-"What do me, Wills and the England Rugby Team have in common?

We've all been inside Princess Diana."

When the news of Princess Dianas death hit, she was all over the radio.

And the steering wheel, and the dashboard, and the gear stick, and the handbrake...
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« Reply #184 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 12:06:58 »

Kate middletons mum kicked off in my brothers shop.

Doesn't you brother run an Anne Summers shop?
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« Reply #185 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:26:09 »

Absolutely pathetic:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13223428
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« Reply #186 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:33:00 »

Excellent.

He'll just bomb them instead
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« Reply #187 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:43:25 »

Why?
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« Reply #188 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:53:56 »

Why?
Because it's stupid gesture politics, purely based on the contents of this morning's front pages. It's not even a coherent policy - why not ban the Yemeni and Bahrain ambassadors too if it's based on principle? Not to mention the Iranian, N Korean, Zimbabwean ambassador etc etc. It's precisely the same kind of knee-jerk reaction to one day's headlines as a substitute for actual policy that Blair used to get so rightly slated for - the Daily Mail may as well run the bloody Foreign Office.
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« Reply #189 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:54:54 »

Haha that perked me up. I just wanted to read one of your rants.
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« Reply #190 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 13:56:47 »

Haha that perked me up. I just wanted to read one of your rants.
Cheesy It has actually annoyed me way more than it should do. I couldn't give a fuck who goes to the damn thing, but for some reason this just really irritated me
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« Reply #191 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 15:26:10 »

I love Stewart Lee. You should all read this, I know it's long, and that half of you are thicker than the other half, but read it anyway. Make the effort.

(from http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2011/apr/27/royal-wedding-secret-kate-wills)


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« Reply #192 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 19:21:26 »

Ive just been looking at some of the Facebook and Twitter stuff from some of the anti wedding protesty groups,these guys are spectacularly paranoid.Silent phone calls,mysterious phone outages,Facebook updates deleting themselves and allsorts.Fascinating spooks like stuff Cool
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« Reply #193 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 19:22:39 »

But are they taking tomorrow off?

 
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« Reply #194 on: Thursday, April 28, 2011, 20:04:15 »

I have actually heard more about this wedding from Tans who funnily enough hates it.
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