Royal Wedding OMG

[reeves4england]

She'll either shut the fuck up, toe the line and get knocked-up to order -while enjoying the considerable benefits of being wedded to 'the firm' - or she'll be toast.

Why the fuck a quality bird like her would want to get involved with the biggest benefit-scrounging family on the planet, let alone tie the knot with one of the inbred, guffawing chinless cunts, is beyond me.

She could do waaay better with much less hassle.

Just a thought... maybe she likes him?

[Ginginho]

Just don't watch it, enjoy the day off and shut the fuck up moaning.

[pauld]

Just a thought... maybe she likes him?

I think delta's rehearsing his speech for when he jumps from a helicopter onto her balcony Milk Tray style and sweeps her off her feet. Stalkertastic!

[Ginginho]

With a bit of luck, they'll get divorced in a few months, he'll marry again, we'll get another day off and hopefully this cycle will continue for many years.


(Obviously this was said tongue in cheek, before the likes of deltaincline start to waffle on about the taxpayer paying for all these weddings, blah-de-blah-de-blah)

[THE FLASH]

Not a big fan of the royals but being a hypocrite I am throwing a bbq piss up on the night.

Victor Mildew is coming along and we are going to let off fireworks and get pissed up.

[Nick Bamosomi]

Sounds like the best way to celebrate to me Flash.

[herthab]

I'll be spending the extra long weekend in North Devon.

Thank you.

[Ginginho]

I'll be spending the extra long weekend in North Devon.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

[ScillyRed]

Apparently Skinners have brought out a wedding beer called ''Kate loves Willy''
 

[ghanimah]

Apparently we're all getting excited about whether Cameron will wear a lounge suit or tails.

The issue of the Prime Minister’s attire had become one of the most hotly-debated subjects in the build-up to the big day after Downing Street said he would be wearing a work-style suit.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/royal-wedding/8463248/David-Cameron-will-wear-tails-to-royal-wedding-after-all.html

[tans]

Apparently we're all getting excited about whether Cameron will wear a lounge suit or tails.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/royal-wedding/8463248/David-Cameron-will-wear-tails-to-royal-wedding-after-all.html

Yeah im losing sleep over it

[pauld]

Apparently we're all getting excited about whether Cameron will wear a lounge suit or tails.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/royal-wedding/8463248/David-Cameron-will-wear-tails-to-royal-wedding-after-all.html

Sometimes I wonder if just possibly some of our London-based media have ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE OR ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON IN THE COUNTRY. Perhaps.

Clearly, he should wear tails, it would be quite disgraceful to attend in some shabby "lounge" suit.

[Nick Bamosomi]

I think they think that all this wedding crap is just what we all need to "cheer us up" 

[Doore]

I think they think that all this wedding crap is just what we all need to "cheer us up" 

To be fair, I will be enjoying my day off immensely.  Thank you, inbred big-nose and middle-class slut made good - I can now drink beer and have a barbie on a Friday.  I used to hate the royals, but this has turned my views right around...

[chalkies_shorts]

Fucking GBeRMAn cunts