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sonicyouth

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« on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:44:04 »

I'm scared.

Someone hold me.

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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:48:06 »

You woosy. Pick it up and throw it outside or be a man and torture it like it has to you - i.e. pull its wings off followed by all its legs  :twisted:
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:48:33 »

I don't harm living things
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:50:07 »

Photo it with your swanky camera Cool
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:51:32 »

phew it's gone, I can breathe easily again Cool
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:51:34 »

Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Daddy long legs are pathetic creatures, they don't even move.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:52:24 »

Throw it outside then. I can't believe you're scared of a Cranefly   Soapy Tit Wank  Shocked  :shock:
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:53:23 »

I couldn't bring myself to touch it, it's huge for fucks sake!
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:55:26 »

It won't hurt you. You would barely feel it tickle your fairy soft hands as you held it
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, June 22, 2005, 22:56:24 »

Do you have a thatched roof?
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, June 23, 2005, 08:40:47 »

If you pick daddy long legs up by their legs they tend to fall off!  Shocked
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
DanOUFC

« Reply #11 on: Thursday, June 23, 2005, 10:41:54 »

One of them fuckers flew into my girlfriends bedroom last night. As usual she was screaming ''get it out, get it out!'' But before I could even move the stupid thing flew straight through the fan and lost it's legs!
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Marie

« Reply #12 on: Thursday, June 23, 2005, 10:49:27 »

serves it right! they are evil! i heard they were the most poisonous creatuires except they cant pierce our skin...
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DanOUFC

« Reply #13 on: Thursday, June 23, 2005, 11:01:33 »

Bloody hell!! Lets hope they don't evolve and grow sharp teeth
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Marie

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, June 23, 2005, 11:03:25 »

lets hope cuz they scare me enough already!! i dont know how true that is because the person who told me that knew i was scared of them...but still. il blieve it for now! until reg tells me otherwise!
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