Roasting up my Sunday.

[yeo]

ill shove a load of loo roll down there 1st,should do the trick.

[flammableBen]

Important safety tip for you yeovil: When dunking your head, DON'T TRY TO BREATHE

[Sussex]

My roast pork is currently on a plate, on the M25 on its way back from Birdys parents house. Which is good.

Not so good is I just got out the shower, tripped on a towel and fell down the stairs. My shoulder doesn't feel to clever.

[pauld]

Not so good is I just got out the shower, tripped on a towel and fell down the stairs. My shoulder doesn't feel to clever.

I don't think it's your shoulder's cleverness that's the problem. Are you Mr Bean?

[sonicyouth]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/

[Sussex]

That's pretty spot on, except I was carrying a basket of washing.

A&E was good, they gave me a load of diazepam and said come back in the morning.

I fucking love diazepam. And codeine.

[Fred Elliot]

That's pretty spot on, except I was carrying a basket of washing.

A&E was good, they gave me a load of diazepam and said come back in the morning.

I fucking love diazepam. And codeine.

codine is BOSS

I took 8 50mg tabs of the little beautys yesterday

they rocked my world


Baz Savage is still a cunt though, so is that co-comentator who was on with Vic

[Sussex]

Broken scapula. I told them it hurt.

[Batch]

Broken scapula. I told them it hurt.

Ouch! How long to heal?

[axs]

Ouch! How long to heal?

About five feet